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paulofilmo

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Bio: F̛̅̏ͩ̉ͦͮ̄̐ͧ̿ͥͯ̐҉͓̗̱̭̭͈̼͓̦̘̦̜̲l̡̡̢̻̹̱͓̖͖͖̘̫͎͚͚͕̲͓̪̈́ͮ̾̒̓̈́͜ǎ̷̲̙̺̪̿̂͋ͥ̂̽̔ͫͨ͂̋͑̈̄̋̓͊͞ͅv̾ͥ̾ͫ̾̃̇̽͂̏̎̎҉͏͙͍̜͎̙͕͕͓̗̩̜o͉̦̲͍̙̦̰̫̘͎̗̯͗̉̆̿̈́͛͒̒̋͜͠ů̢̮̱̣͎̈̇̿̆̾̈́͑ͭͬ̒̈̎̃͊͢͝ŗ̡͈̞̠̻͌͋͊͋̌̈́̔̓͑͑̎̚s̵̴̬̫̞̖̳̞̬͎͇̺̻̄̅͂̍ͫ ͍̟̙͕̖̈́̒ͮ̔̉͂̊͌̓̽ͤ̀͌̓̾ͬ̀͘͜͝o̴̹̠̩̞͓̦͆͐ͬͧ̑͑̈̍̂ͧ́̚͟͞f̛̬̬͕͉̩̝͕͈͛ͩ̓ͦ̋ͣ̋͝ ͐̎̌̓̔̋̀̄҉͕̪̦͚͟ö́̐͌ͪͩ̍̽̾͆̃ͫ͋̇҉̛̲̰͓r̿̒̿̽̃̇͌̋ͣ͑ͭ̾ͬ̿̐̅͛̿ͥ͏͏̸̨̗̪̹̥̻̥̺̙̦͎̩͉̞̪͡g̴̨̨͇̦̬̥̝͉̪͎͙̘͙̞̭͎̑͐̈͒͢ă̡̘̘̤̟͎̩̞̫̟ͬ̈͊̿ͯ̍̈́͊̌̈̈́͂̾͜ͅͅn̵ͩͨ̎̽̉̄͒͊ͥ̇̂̏́͑̓ͩ̔҉̬͖̟̭͍̳̮̣̮̼̕̕͜i̡̢͕̞͍͛ͦ̆̿ͬͨ̉͆̃͑̕c̸̵̷̟̦̞̪͖͓͎̹̞̲̃ͮ̐ͯ̌͗͑̒͐̑͜ͅ ͗͌͑ͥ͂̈ͪ҉̸̛̦̲͉͔͇̱͚͠r̨͚̤̣͕͈̩̫͇̳̼̹̭̙͍̲͍ͫͫ̍̃̎ͭ̽͒ͦ̀͢͢ͅa̋̿ͪͪ̿͌̓ͪ̒ͯ̌̾̃̚͏͔̭͔͖̮̖̥͘͜͞r̤̼̜̞̱̞̫̱̠̜̭̰̮̯͆̄ͮ̋̍̆̔̌̌͂͋ͮ͌͆͞ͅe̛ͧ̃ͣͥͯ͋̀͌͆ͬͬ͂̅ͫ̔̉͏̻̬͙̣̫̭̺̲̰̤̝͔̯͢ ̸̦̪̭̹͖͇̜͇̤̝̗̯̺̺͙̳̫̋ͪͯ̉̒ͥ͂̎̌͑͆͐̉̍ͨͨͣ͂ͅb͌ͨͯ̀̍̂̌̔ͮ̈́҉̧̡͇̳͕͖̼̰̩̜̥̤͇̣̯̝̝̠ͅͅr̯̦̙͖̖̠͎͉͈̙̖̮̒ͬ̏͌ͬ̅̐̋̄̚̕͘ͅe̛͚̖̹͓̺͙̲͍̙̻̮̻͉̰͆̅̃͌ͫͭ̅̎̈́͑ͧ̇̌̉̂̏̈́͠ͅe̸̊͋͋̈́ͪ͐̃ͧ̓ͩͦ͏̳̰̪̣̙̠̙̻̜́d̴̰̰̙̤̹̺͙͇̦̜͓͆̎ͨͮ͢ ͬͪ̽ͭ̂̉̉̽͂ͣ̀̎̒̄̾ͥ͏̻̞͚̥̯̜̻̠͓̘͖͢h̙̦̝͖̘̗̙̩̫̙̤̲͙͙̪ͨ̇̽͗ͬ̀ͅǫ̳̻̲̳̣͎̘̍̇ͫ̈́̈́̂͊͒̕g̴̞̜̮͈͎͓̥̙̫͛̏̿̏͋̑̉̂̓͗ͮ͊g̶̡̨͍̠̳̩̜̗̣͇̣̝̱̲̙̦̪̻͈̹̿̐̈́ͣͩͫ̉ͤ͋ͤ̎ͯ͌̃ͪ̒̀̂͐͟ͅẻͨ̐̉͗̇͞͏̸̗̲̪͙͔̟̪̥̀t̷̢͈̙͚̬͇̭̰͕͍͎͇͚̠̭̰̄ͫ͋͋͂ͤ̽͗ ̡͙̬̥͚̜̗̲͇͉̰̲ͪ̋̌͆ͭ́͑̐̃ͫ̒̈͝ͅͅw̭̺͉̼̞͇͕̟͈͒̿̎̐ͣͮͫ̊̊͂ͮ̓̈̊̕͝i̴̷̡̤̫͇̫͚̺̲̳͒̓̄̽̚̕t̄͌̔̎̂͆̓ͬ͑̏̓ͪ̅͏͏̛̟̟̬͈̠̗̯̞͖̪͍̳͠ḧ̴̷̢͍͙̥͇̗́͂̒͛̓͐ͮ̋̅́͡ ̴̶̧̗͕̮̩̩͌ͥ͆͑̋́ͥ͋ͬ͗̈͘͡ģ̜̠̯̳̳͆̾ͪͯ̎̇͊ͥ̎a̸͙̟̪͕̮͉͎͚̲̟͓̗̻̯̅̓̇ͣ̈͗̕ͅŗ̛͓̤̼̫̹̭̜̹̦̪̌̿̋̏̔̒͂̎̇́͌̇̄̓̉ͦͩ̒ͅl̢̧͔̥̦̠̤̮̙͕͚̯͇͍̔̍̾̉̃ͭ̌̈́͂ͩ͊͛̓ͤ͜͝ĭ̸̵̩̣̝͎͚̲̘̭̫̤͙̯͖̦͕͎͓̳͊̓ͥ̄ͩͬ̍̐̈́̔ͨ͆ͯ̃̀c̶̢͈̜̞͈̦̞̳͖͎̗̻͖͙̜̩ͫͦ͂̇̑̒͗̈ ̶̡̜̦̠̫̝̤͖̫͈̮͕̳̻͖̽̆͆̋̓ͭ̾ͫ͋̾͗ͥ̾̚͘͜͝ȧ̸̽̅͒͏̨͕̝̜̲̭̝̼͡ñ̷̢̆͑̆ͬ͐̓͊ͤ̐̂͊̉ͤ̀̅ͥͤ͆҉̩̻͕̘̹̝͈̳͘d̸̒ͧ̂̄͌̆́̊ͮͥ̃ͬ͡͏͍͖̮̲͕̀ ̸̸͇̬͚̟͖ͣ̓̂ͣͯ̄͐ͬͬͮ̈͊͟h̡̛̬̩̬̰̭̠̰͉̑̂̋̓̈́̄ͥͭ͆̔͑͋͌̒̄̉͑̍̕͟o͋̾͒̌̋ͨ̈͆҉̴̨̫̺͍̙̲̙̱̪̯͚̥̹̘͖̩͇̼͟n̸̩̲̮̬̤̣̈͂ͨͬ̔̔̋̓͘͜e̴͋̂̄̓ͭ͌ͦ͊̐̓̒ͪ͌͏̧͓̩̫̦̪̣͙̪̦͔̬͖y̧͍̺̭͔̥̗̟̰͔͖̫̺̫͍̺̯̋̉͗̃ͨ́̄ͪ̿ͫͫͣ͟͜͡͝ ̛̰͚̖̹̮͙̟̺͕͌̔͊̐͊̾ͭ̿ͧͬ͆̌̆ͪ̈́̽̂ͮ̕͟͢s̸̨̱̖̭̫̣̺͎͒̆ͫ͌̎ͮ̋͂ͯ̾͌ͤ̋ͅṗ̷̶͉̝̪͓̝̱̠̪̣̣̞̐ͮ̽́̉̽ͣ̀̕͞ȩ̵̠͕̳͎̹̞̪͈͍̝̘̘̼ͩ̔́̿̑͌ͦ̐ͤ͐̇ͦ̒̒̎ͯͅl̏̆͂̒̔̔͒ͬ̀ͫͬ̍̈́̄͏̸̧́҉̗͚̞͇̞̻̺t̡̮̪̫̠ͭͫͭ̾̓̔ͭ̑̓ͩ͐̓͆͗͝ ̏ͯ̃̆͂́͐͗͜҉̴̷͖̯̰̯͚̞͔̗̮ä̶̹͖͖̰̳̲͉̩̤͙̹́ͩ̒ͫ͑ͥͤ̑ͦ͛ͯͥ̉͊́ͣ̓̕͜ņ̶̺̫̗̞̼̳̫̹͍̎̈́̾̈́ͣͯͤ͞͠d̡̪͕͍̥͍ͧ͒ͥͭͨ̊̊̿ͬ̕͘͡ ̢̨̱̘̬̳̩͖̼̲̩̻̉̅ͯ̏̍̈́͝b̛͎͚̹̦̩̞̫͙̘̪̝̺̬̬͛ͧ̽̓͋͜͝r̛̽̑̅͛͊͒̀͒ͣͦ̿̈́̊͏̪͎̫͙̗͍̞̫͚͖̯͙̰̮̞̥̦̮͢ͅo̷͎̹̯̞͙̳̰̪̣̗̰̠̤̖̤̓̇̑͌͑ͫ̈́́̀͘͝ͅa̸̶̡͓̻̯͔͉̺͙̲̖͖͍̯̩̝̰̤̯̣ͨͨ̾̅̈ͤ̀͑̀̄ͩͥ̃̽ͮ̅͟d̵̨̛͙̟̜̣̙̦̘͉̥ͯͪ̌̏̌͂͛ͮͦͦͨ̂͐͌͊͛̒̈́̓̕ ̴̸̨͙̫͙̼̳͓̠͓̺̣̑ͧ̉̽̚͢ͅb̨̮̗͎̫̺͙̦̲̣͕͈́̏ͪ̅͂͋̀̎̄͐ͩ̽̐͘͢͠e̸̛̱͚̭͓̦̳̟̿̉̇̉ͪͮ̃̏̇͂̊͢͞a̷̺͚̜͙̗̻̖͎̝̙̘̖͈͛ͣ̀̓͛̓̃͛̇̓̍̋̐̿ͦͩͬ͌̍͠ͅň̢̢̛̐͑ͩ̂͑̐ͫͩ̾ͤ̽ͤ̃̊̃̽҉̶͕̲̪̼͉̪͓̻̮̙̤͍͖͙̩ś̛ͬ͊ͩ̈́͌ͤ̑ͤ͂ͪ̈́̉ͨͦ̚͏͎̲̯͕̭͉̮͓̺.̨̭̙̙̯̱̩̳̘͈̫̹̗̱̦̽ͬ̈́͑ͩ̓̾̕͠ͅ
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