QVT

qvt
Film Freak - 608 Film Ratings
Member Since: 30 Dec 2008
Location: USA
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85 88% Commando Commando (1985) - Rated 07 May 2009
"Remember when I promised to rate you last? I lied."
0% 18 Year Old Virgin 18 Year Old Virgin (2009) - Rated 13 Oct 2009
"ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RREEEEEEEEEEAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHGG nonononononono"
10 15% Horrible Bosses Horrible Bosses (2011) - Rated 28 Oct 2011
"dumber than people who are trying to breed turkeys with extra nipples. HELLO. turkeys are avians they're not mammals they came from dinosaurs and lay eggs instead of breast feeding. what the fuck am i supposed to do with this failed experimentally nippled turkey graveyard? do you want me to put up avocado trees to reap the benefits of the nitrogen rich soil?"
0% Due Date Due Date (2010) - Rated 15 Apr 2011
"It took me a little while to grapple with, to come to terms with, the implications of the world's future that stem from watching this "film." It seems that now goodness is dead. All the great deeds of man have been, in finality, in vain. We have failed to prevent this "film" from being made and a curse is upon us, upon our house, now. Darkness comes to animate life and matter. Why have we done this. What could be the purpose of life. Forsaken now. This is the end, this is the end. Oh--Israel!"
100 99% In the Mood for Love In the Mood for Love (2000) - Rated 01 Jan 2009
"A perfect movie. But more than that, too. I believe that this film is so good, it is not only the finest film ever made, but that it is the finest film that could ever possibly be made. It sits on top of the pile of cinema the way Lolita would on a book shelf. I am not given to hyperbole in this direction (I tend to hate things with great passion) but you cannot consider your favorite film justified until you have compared it with this one. Beautiful, divine, perfect."
50 56% Capturing the Friedmans Capturing the Friedmans (2003) - Rated 07 Sep 2009
"It's like the story of Roger Clemens if there was any doubt that he had indeed raped that kid."
8% LOL LOL (2006) - Rated 13 Jun 2009
"Joe Swanberg has the movie-making talent of a public school educated opossum."