recklessmess
Cinema Addict
Member Since: 11 Feb 2008
Location: West Orange, NJ, USA
Bio: Rob Schneider's agent.
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A Score to Settle (2019) - Rated 08 Jun 2025
"Imagine John Wick, only played by Nic Cage. And shitty."
Paper Towns (2015) - Rated 24 Apr 2025
"I adore John Green, which is why I found it so disappointing that he would bring attention to my favorite town, Algoe, and its alleged lack of existence. Listen John, just because you don't know the password or the secret knock doesn't mean the town doesn't exist. It just means they're not fans of young adult lit."
Turtles All the Way Down (2024) - Rated 24 Apr 2025
"Apart from the lack of turtles, and the hideous acting of the gym teacher (seriously, where do they find these hack actors - HACTORS! OMG, I just invented a term! ***patent pending***) I enjoyed the plot of Dora dealing with her OCD, and think, with disdain, about all of the people who say, "I'm so OCD!" when they can't remember if they shut the windows in their car. Like, it's a real disorder, not simple forgetfulness. Also, I never realized how much Indianapolis looked like Cincinnati."
The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019) - Rated 21 Apr 2025
"A touching movie, likeable characters, but a horrible script. I can't help but think that George Lucas wrote it - the dialogue seemed so forced at times."
The Machine (2023) - Rated 21 Apr 2025
"Enjoy with an edible and/or several drinks. I have no idea who Bert Kreischer is, but I didn't need to use too much of my brain while watching, so whatever."
Get Over It (2001) - Rated 31 Jan 2025
"What a star studded cast in this timeless classic. I love that modern music stars feature prominently, too. We all know Sisqo and Vitamin C are going to go places! I'm sure this movie features prominently on the resumes of Mila Kunis, Kirsten Dunst, Ben Foster, Martin Short, Colin Hanks, Zoe Saldana, Ed Begley Jr., and Swoosie Kurtz,"
Reptile (2023) - Rated 16 Jan 2025
"How is Benecio del Toro acting like an Okie from Muskogee *not* cultural appropriation? And before you say, "it's not his fault, he was just acting!" note that he has a screenwriting credit. This very serious complaint aside, he and Alicia Silverstone made an adorable couple, and I'm glad she didn't chew his meat for him. pass it back and forth, in a passionate kiss, from her mouth to his. She likes him."
Leave the World Behind (2023) - Rated 06 Jan 2025
"Entertaining, suspenseful, and Bacon plays a pretty decent prepper. I'm not sure a blackout would lead to WWIII, at least not in NYC. I was there for the last one and it was one big Kumbaya. The only fires were the ones in the grills where they cooked the food that was going to spoil (and then gave it away to anybody who walked by). But I could totally see Teslas doing that."
Carry-On (2024) - Rated 06 Jan 2025
"Die Hard 2 done right. I love Jason Bateman, but I love hating Jason Bateman even more, and he does a great job as a villain. Also, the gorilla from Sing."
Dear Santa (2024) - Rated 02 Jan 2025
"It's better than Christmas Shoes. Then again, so is feces."
