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Cinema Addict - 2193 Film Ratings

Member Since: 09 Dec 2011

Location: Orchard Park, NY, USA

Age: 33

Bio: I rate with complete subjectivity. If you don’t, you’re part of the problem. I love you.

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62 T10 Frasier Frasier (1993) - 18 Mar 2018
"All this talk about tossing salads and scrambling eggs is just a bit too sexy for me."
60 T9 I, Tonya I, Tonya (2017) - 12 Jan 2018
"Sticks and stones may break your knee, but this movie breaks the fourth wall too much. P.S. There's a close-up shot of Tonya putting out a cigarette with her ice skates, and it isn't even the poster! P.P.S. Drop the "i" in the title. This isn't an apple product or nickelodeon show."
66 T10 Halloween Halloween (1978) - 12 Oct 2014
"Nude women, screaming orgasmically as they're being knifed. If that doesn't promote a healthy view of sex, I don't know what does."
63 T10 Isle of Dogs Isle of Dogs (2018) - 26 Apr 2018
"An emotional roller coaster. An elevator ride counts as a roller coaster, right?"
60 T9 A Quiet Place A Quiet Place (2018) - 14 Apr 2018
"I want to know what decibel they can't reach, and I want them to have a meter for that. I also don't want them to live in a creaky, uninsulated house, away from noises that could muffle theirs. ..The focus isn't on the creatures, but rather, how their existence causes this family to drown in restraint. Underdeveloped monsters and indiscreet foreshadowing make it less effective/memorable as a horror, but the second half made me want more. I liked the ending, when Jim finally bought Pam a coke."
55 T7 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007) - 09 Jan 2014
"This reminds me of that episode of Full House when Danny wont let Stephanie pierce her ears, so she has to go to Kimmy in secret, and Kimmy demands sex from Stephanie and D.J. as payment."
50 T5 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - 07 May 2016
"What kind of a grumpy could hate this movie? Did they sleepy through the fun? Any dopey can tell you that this was the first Disney feature, and that's nothing to sneezy at. So don't be bashful, give it a try! You'll be happy you did. It's just what the doc' ordered."
10 T1 City of the Living Dead City of the Living Dead (1980) - 29 Aug 2017
"As disgusting as it is boring. I think I gagged mid-yawn."
66 T10 Inglourious Basterds Inglourious Basterds (2009) - 21 Jul 2021
"Mélanie Laurent was great as Shosanna! She really lights up the screen."
20 T1 Pet Sematary Pet Sematary (1989) - 26 Sep 2013
"People say that the sequel can't hold a candle to this one, but I wish someone could. I wish someone could just hold a candle to it, and burn the fuck out of it. Until there's nothing left."