saudade
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Bio: I rate with complete subjectivity. If you don’t, you’re part of the problem. But I love you.
50 is my base. Everything above is some degree of entertaining/engrossing. Everything below is some degree of boring/unpleasant.
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99 99% | It's a Wonderful Life (1946) - Rated 21 Dec 2017
"Back in the days of MySpace I would send movie-related 'thanks for the add' memes to people who sent/accepted a friend request. On one of my searches, I accidentally typed 'Jimmy Stewart ass'. There were no results. Jimmy Stewart had no ass, for he acted his off in this movie."
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66 95% | Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Rated 21 Jul 2021
"Mélanie Laurent was great as Shosanna! She really lights up the screen."
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67 96% | The Exorcist (1973) - Rated 04 Jan 2016
"There are cocks in hell? That's awesome."
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52 55% | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - Rated 07 May 2016
"What kind of a grumpy could hate this movie? Did they sleepy through the fun? Any dopey can tell you that this was the first Disney feature, and that's nothing to sneezy at. So don't be bashful, give it a try! You'll be happy you did. It's just what the doc' ordered."
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64 94% | The Kid (1921) - Rated 30 May 2021
"The parent tramp"
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53 62% | 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007) - Rated 09 Jan 2014
"This reminds me of that episode of Full House when Danny wont let Stephanie pierce her ears, so she has to go to Kimmy in secret, and Kimmy demands sex from Stephanie and D.J. as payment."
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55 74% | The Cosby Show (1984) - Rated 28 Mar 2018
"If you search online for clips of this show, your computer will origami itself into a stick of dynamite and POP. I've lost 3 laptops this way, due to my love of magic tricks."
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11 4% | City of the Living Dead (1980) - Rated 29 Aug 2017
"As disgusting as it is boring. I think I gagged mid-yawn."
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55 74% | John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018) - Rated 23 Feb 2019
"Um... his mic is too low. How am I expected to laugh at comedy when the acoustics are bad? Rub my feet"
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22 10% | Pet Sematary (1989) - Rated 26 Sep 2013
"People say that the sequel can't hold a candle to this one, but I wish someone could. I wish someone could just hold a candle to it, and burn the fuck out of it. Until there's nothing left."
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