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Celluloid Junkie - 2562 Film Ratings

Member Since: Dec 9, 2011

Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA

Age: 30

Bio: I rate with complete subjectivity. If you donít, youíre part of the problem. I love you.


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60 89% A Quiet Place (2018) - Apr 14, 2018
"I want to know what decibel they can't reach, and I want them to have a meter for that. I also don't want them to live in a creaky, uninsulated house, away from noises that could muffle theirs. ..The focus isn't on the creatures, but rather, how their existence causes this family to drown in restraint. Underdeveloped monsters and indiscreet foreshadowing make it less effective/memorable as a horror, but the second half made me want more. I liked the ending, when Jim finally bought Pam a coke."
60 89% I, Tonya (2017) - Jan 12, 2018
"Sticks and stones may break your knee, but this movie breaks the fourth wall too much. P.S. There's a close-up shot of Tonya putting out a cigarette with her ice skates, and it isn't even the poster! P.P.S. Drop the "i" in the title. This isn't an apple product or nickelodeon show."
62 93% Frasier (1993) - Mar 18, 2018
"All this talk about tossing salads and scrambling eggs is just a bit too sexy for me."
64 95% The Kid (1921) - May 30, 2021
"The parent tramp"
61 92% The Post (2017) - Jan 23, 2018
"Meryl Streep is never less than perfect. The only impression Tom Hanks can pull off is Tom Hanks. We love him, right? The set decoration is so intricate that I could smell every room I was in. Spielberg knows how to do everything right, and play everything safe. Another pretty good movie from the maestro."
50 43% The Exorcist (1973) - Jan 04, 2016
"There are cocks in hell? That's awesome."
55 75% The Cosby Show (1984) - Mar 28, 2018
"If you search online for clips of this show, your computer will origami itself into a stick of dynamite and POP. I've lost 3 laptops this way, due to my love of magic tricks."
63 94% Isle of Dogs (2018) - Apr 26, 2018
"An emotional roller coaster. An elevator ride counts as a roller coaster, right?"
10 4% City of the Living Dead (1980) - Aug 29, 2017
"As disgusting as it is boring. I think I gagged mid-yawn."
61 92% Halloween (1978) - Oct 12, 2014
"Nude women, screaming orgasmically as they're being knifed. If that doesn't promote a healthy view of sex, I don't know what does."