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Cinema Addict - 1657 Film Ratings

Member Since: Dec 9, 2011

Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA

Age: 30

Gender: Female

Bio: I rate with complete subjectivity. If you don’t, you’re part of the problem. I love you.


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50 26% Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - May 07, 2016
"What kind of a grumpy could hate this movie? Did they sleepy through the fun? Any dopey can tell you that this was the first Disney feature, and that's nothing to sneezy at. So don't be bashful, give it a try! You'll be happy you did. It's just what the doc' ordered."
63 93% Isle of Dogs (2018) - Apr 26, 2018
"An emotional roller coaster. An elevator ride counts as a roller coaster, right?"
61 89% Halloween (1978) - Oct 12, 2014
"Nude women, screaming orgasmically as they're being knifed. If that doesn't promote a healthy view of sex, I don't know what does."
61 89% The Post (2017) - Jan 23, 2018
"Meryl Streep is never less than perfect. The only impression Tom Hanks can pull off is Tom Hanks. We love him, right? The set decoration is so intricate that I could smell every room I was in. Spielberg knows how to do everything right, and play everything safe. Another pretty good movie from the maestro."
56 75% This American Life (2007) - Mar 26, 2018
"Ira Glass's speech rhythm is a time-lapse of the cogs in my brain developing rust. Anyone else relate?"
0% Synecdoche, New York (2008) - Aug 29, 2017
"This is what happens when you put boring and unpleasant in a blender."
10 1% City of the Living Dead (1980) - Aug 29, 2017
"As disgusting as it is boring. I think I gagged mid-yawn."
55 70% The Cosby Show (1984) - Mar 28, 2018
"If you search online for clips of this show, your computer will origami itself into a stick of dynamite and POP. I've lost 3 laptops this way, due to my love of magic tricks."
63 93% Roseanne (1988) - Mar 26, 2018
"(Completed) Sarah Chalke is like whenever a group of adults are invested in a game of monopoly, but a small child wanders in and wants to play. You try to keep up the game, but it stops being fun, becomes an embarrassing ordeal, everything breaks down and all the pieces fall to the floor."
43 14% Home (1998) - Aug 30, 2017
"You know how I know this housewife is unhappy? No makeup."