Videoetron

Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 10 Jan 2020
Bio: Just trying to keep track of the movies I am watching, starting January 8th 2020 since it would be too hard trying to go more retroactively than that.
My movie choice and their logical order are erratic and logical only to me :U If you see me review videogames, it's just me having watched a play-through as if it was a movie, not me having played them.
My movie choice and their logical order are erratic and logical only to me :U If you see me review videogames, it's just me having watched a play-through as if it was a movie, not me having played them.
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Mister Johnson (1990) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
The Visitors (1993) - Rated 24 Jun 2025
Fled (1996) - Rated 24 Jun 2025
"Could have been better if the characters were not so annoying"
The January Man (1989) - Rated 24 Jun 2025
"I don't know why it claims to be a comedy, there is nothing funny about that movie. It takes a while to start and ends a rushed mess, with tone-deaf clowning when comes the time to arrest the buffoon they make of the guy who killed dozens of women. Like haha he is a nobody, case closed, too bad for everyone who got killed by a comic relief though I guess! Also when the girl claims to be 23, I thought it was a joke, she definitely looked 33 instead"
Metamorphosis (2012) - Rated 23 Jun 2025
"It is okay, pretty similar to the novel, even if some bits were cut off. Though they made the bug so god damn ugly, like, why not just give it a bug face, why this sort of ugly stretched out near-human CGI face? I guess it is made to be nasty, but that was too nasty"
Blood Tea and Red String (2006) - Rated 23 Jun 2025
Cutting Class (1989) - Rated 22 Jun 2025
Nemesis (1993) - Rated 22 Jun 2025
Fountain of Youth (2025) - Rated 22 Jun 2025
"Somehow, it lacks a bit of soul. Which is sad since I wanted to like it, and some characters were funny, and the dude guy from the office was doing something different than his usual roles. But the rest was somehow not terrible, just not straying too far from "same old" territory to be remarkable. I am not the biggest ancient Egypt buff, but the lack of actual Egyptian things in the ancient Egyptian spot made me squint a little"
Neverwas (2005) - Rated 22 Jun 2025