Criticker: Recent Ratings https://www.criticker.com/ A list of all the films Machariel has rated at Criticker, ordered by rating date Fri, 23 Oct 2026 04:46:06 +0000 en The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010) - 40 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/tv/The-Real-Housewives-of-Beverly/ The-Real-Housewives-of-Beverly-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills a rating of 40 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills22 Oct 2026
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (2010)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 65.7407
Review: I loved it for a while but then it became a drag and boring. All of them are horrible soulless creatures who descended into irrelevancy.
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]]> 3 Body Problem (2024) - 20 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/tv/3-Body-Problem/ 3-Body-Problem-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave 3 Body Problem a rating of 20 3 Body Problem22 Oct 2026
3 Body Problem (2024)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 26.8519
Review: It started well but soon somebody spilled coffee over the script and so they conjured up a soap opera script or something.
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]]> Arcane (2021) - 45 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/tv/Arcane/ Arcane-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Arcane a rating of 45 Arcane22 Oct 2026
Arcane (2021)

Rating: 45
Percentile: 76.8519
Review: Deeply flawed brilliance accompanied by heavy set emotions, superb execution and the usual post-modernistic social messaging. Yes, it's everything.And so my final score, 5/10 makes sense: 0 for the bad, 10 for the good. 5 is the average.
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]]> The Witch (2016) - 40 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Witch/ The-Witch-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave The Witch a rating of 40 The Witch22 Oct 2026
The Witch (2016)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 65.7407
Review: My main complaint, to conclude, is that it was a too slow of a family drama which had a few witches in it to keep your attention. I gave it a 4/10 because it needs two more notches to make it into anything but a slow paced drama. It's intelligent drama, that I'll admit.This is not primarily a "witch" movie if you're looking for that. The witch has a small role in the bigger picture here. This is a slow drama movie with a mystical element. If you're in the mood for that, this will wor
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]]> X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) - 40 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/X-Men-Apocalypse/ X-Men-Apocalypse-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave X-Men: Apocalypse a rating of 40 X-Men: Apocalypse22 Oct 2026
X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 65.7407
Review: Inconsistencies, stupidity, missed opportunities, everything but a good movie.
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]]> La Moustache (2005) - 30 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/La-Moustache/ La-Moustache-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave La Moustache a rating of 30 La Moustache22 Oct 2026
La Moustache (2005)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 44.4444
Review: Deep movie about identity of an aging man, wrapped in mystery.Poorly executed though. Wasn't an easy project to pull off anyway I think. But I'm a customer and supposed to pay for this product. That's where I draw the line and rate it 3/10 only.
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]]> Upstream Color (2013) - 40 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Upstream-Color/ Upstream-Color-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Upstream Color a rating of 40 Upstream Color22 Oct 2026
Upstream Color (2013)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 65.7407
Review: Sluggish, pretentious art-house slowness with bad zooming, which is also art-house-ish i suppose. Also shaky cam like mad. Science-Fiction wise too many unanswered questions - it's not even a SF actually.Interesting adult story botched by poor execution in every single way.
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]]> Ex Machina (2015) - 40 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Ex-Machina/ Ex-Machina-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Ex Machina a rating of 40 Ex Machina22 Oct 2026
Ex Machina (2015)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 65.7407
Review: I rate it 4 out of 10 stars because the slow pace holds the movie back quite a bit. And the amounts of nudity is too much. It's also too pretentious. The movie is not "that" smart. The good thing for many viewers is that it's an accessible "thinking-movie". Those are rare. The wrongs of this movie should not be rewarded I feel, despite the presence of some merit.
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]]> American Sniper (2014) - 10 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/American-Sniper/ American-Sniper-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave American Sniper a rating of 10 American Sniper22 Oct 2026
American Sniper (2014)

Rating: 10
Percentile: 15.7407
Review: BS story of a falsely elevated soldier who liked to shoot civilians, at home and abroad.
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]]> Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017) - 0 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Star-Wars-Episode-VIII/ Star-Wars-Episode-VIII-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi a rating of 0 Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi22 Oct 2026
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)

Rating: 0
Percentile: 1.8519
Review: Deliberately extinguished a lot of the other storylines significance - basically extinguishing the Star Wars world. We do get our dose of feminism though.
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]]> Black Panther (2018) - 0 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Black-Panther-2018/ Black-Panther-2018-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Black Panther a rating of 0 Black Panther22 Oct 2026
Black Panther (2018)

Rating: 0
Percentile: 1.8519
Review: Just another excuse of an film to mention European people as something to be repaired instead of healed when they're injured. Nonsensical forgettable movie in general.
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]]> The Imitation Game (2014) - 40 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Imitation-Game/ The-Imitation-Game-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave The Imitation Game a rating of 40 The Imitation Game22 Oct 2026
The Imitation Game (2014)

Rating: 40
Percentile: 65.7407
Review: “Based on true events” means very little in Hollywood, and The Imitation Game is a perfect example. Major events are invented, historical facts are ignored, and practically every scene is drowning in clichés.But it's another good opportunity to push certain woke narratives upon us.
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]]> Margin Call (2011) - 30 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Margin-Call/ Margin-Call-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Margin Call a rating of 30 Margin Call22 Oct 2026
Margin Call (2011)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 44.4444
Review: Useless movie depicting the fall of cruel Lehman brothers (not mentioned) through the eyes of a few key players.Badly done. The writers didn't even try.
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]]> Annihilation (2018) - 30 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Annihilation/ Annihilation-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Annihilation a rating of 30 Annihilation22 Oct 2026
Annihilation (2018)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 44.4444
Review: Not a good implementation of the book. First of all the acting isn't spectacular or anything; Fairly basic. Natalie Portman does an OK job, but Jennifer Jason Leigh is so so.What you need to know is that besides the narrative is that it's one of those modern male-unfriendly movies.Male soldiers failed at recon so a group of female scientist are sent to investigate.Yeah.
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]]> Gerald\'s Game (2017) - 30 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Geralds-Game/ Geralds-Game-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Gerald\'s Game a rating of 30 Gerald\22 Oct 2026
Gerald's Game (2017)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 44.4444
Review: Anti-man movie with Stephen King's name attached to it to create the illusion of a horror. Clap trap for professional critics who loved it indeed.
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]]> Tomb Raider (2018) - 10 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Tomb-Raider-2018/ Tomb-Raider-2018-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Tomb Raider a rating of 10 Tomb Raider22 Oct 2026
Tomb Raider (2018)

Rating: 10
Percentile: 15.7407
Review: Conclusion: if you're a seventeen year old boy then you could download this movie and get off on Vikander and b-movie action otherwise forget about it and move on
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]]> You Were Never Really Here (2017) - 10 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/You-Were-Never-Really-Here/ You-Were-Never-Really-Here-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave You Were Never Really Here a rating of 10 You Were Never Really Here22 Oct 2026
You Were Never Really Here (2017)

Rating: 10
Percentile: 15.7407
Review: Slow movie, clap trap, aiming at winning prizes, and it did win some. This movie shows the protagonist doing nothing for too long too often. That's artsy and critics love it. It's a story of a hardened but messed up Gen-x man saving little girls from abductions.This clap-trap won prizes indeed. Heavens know why.
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]]> Purple Rain (1984) - 50 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Purple-Rain/ Purple-Rain-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Purple Rain a rating of 50 Purple Rain22 Oct 2026
Purple Rain (1984)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 81.4815
Review: I enjoyed watching this movie, but I honestly can't give it more than a 5/10. It's got pretty much everything you'd expect from a B-movie, for better or worse.
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]]> Aquaman (2018) - 10 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Aquaman/ Aquaman-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Aquaman a rating of 10 Aquaman22 Oct 2026
Aquaman (2018)

Rating: 10
Percentile: 15.7407
Review: They are not even trying anymore are they? Mediocre acting, bad voice acting, uninspiring and corny dialogues, uninspiring special effects. What can I say. If even pro critics give such a low score for a movie of this magnitude then you know it's bad. Don't bother guys.
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]]> Runaway Jury (2003) - 20 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Runaway-Jury/ Runaway-Jury-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Runaway Jury a rating of 20 Runaway Jury22 Oct 2026
Runaway Jury (2003)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 26.8519
Review: Ghrisham's book has been transformed into a blatant anti-gun movie. Made by people behind massive fences and private armed security companies. Gun-manufacturers hire a spook operator to find dirt on jury members with surveillance electronics and a professional team consisting of techies, a honeypot babe and brute force bullies. A trial is coming up. The widow of a shooting victim sues a gun manufacturer for negligence. She has chosen for a trial which requires a Jury.
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]]> Mean Girls (2004) - 20 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Mean-Girls/ Mean-Girls-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Mean Girls a rating of 20 Mean Girls22 Oct 2026
Mean Girls (2004)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 26.8519
Review: This is 100% exclusively a chick flick, and for most of them it may be a tad too dumb.
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]]> Black Widow (2021) - 20 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Black-Widow-2021/ Black-Widow-2021-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Black Widow a rating of 20 Black Widow22 Oct 2026
Black Widow (2021)

Rating: 20
Percentile: 26.8519
Review: You know the drill: all men are evil, immature or buffoons.Widows are evil female secret agents. Turns out they are mind-controlled. The mission: bring vials of an antidote against this mind-control.The boredom, political messaging, unconvincing and sidelined ScarJo, bad jokes, thin story, uninspiring action really add up in a bad way.This movie tells you right from the bat what it aims to achieve via interpretative visuals: opening scenes with a gender-confus
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]]> Prey (2022) - 30 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Prey-2022/ Prey-2022-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Prey a rating of 30 Prey22 Oct 2026
Prey (2022)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 44.4444
Review: 100 pound girl kills massive predator. Tribal men try to tame her. White men even more bad. The end.
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]]> Hellraiser (2022) - 30 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/Hellraiser-2022/ Hellraiser-2022-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave Hellraiser a rating of 30 Hellraiser22 Oct 2026
Hellraiser (2022)

Rating: 30
Percentile: 44.4444
Review: Anyone cut by the box is sacrificed, regardless of who solves it. But who receives the reward? Initially, it's Voight, presumably because he owns the box, not because he solved it. So what determines the recipient afterward?The movie introduces a supposedly rule-based system without defining its essential rules. Instead, those rules seem to change whenever the plot demands it.Disposable characters and a movie just to make a quick buck.
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]]> The Substance (2024) - 50 - 22 Oct 2026 https://www.criticker.com/film/The-Substance/ The-Substance-machariel Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Machariel gave The Substance a rating of 50 The Substance22 Oct 2026
The Substance (2024)

Rating: 50
Percentile: 81.4815
Review: Outlook on the aging female body depicted from a feminist perspective.Demi Moore and the initial story were good. Lack of common sense, unneeded nudity and cheap gore ending were bad.
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