The Snowman

halwf
Review by
17 Sep 2026
Terrible
3rd percentile
20
This film was so unexpectedly shit. I thought it would be bad but still have a few good spooks. As I read the book I can tell you this is not faithful to it whatsoever. The director didn't seem to understand the cameras focus bridge resulting in loads of soft focused footage. The twist was very predictable even to my dad who hadn't read the book and the gore was not clever at all. Jk Simmons had no purpose and the continuity was fucking dreadful. This all adds to the shitshow of what I would call the worst film of the year so far.
Mini Review: This film was so unexpectedly shit. I thought it would be bad but still have a few good spooks. As I read the book I can tell you this is not faithful to it whatsoever. The director didn't seem to understand the cameras focus bridge resulting in loads of soft focused footage. The twist was very predictable even to my dad who hadn't read the book and the gore was not clever at all. Jk Simmons had no purpose and the continuity was fucking dreadful. This all adds to the shitshow of what I would ...
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