Species

A hot blonde girl alien has to have sex to survive—a plot I could have written during my horny teenage years. This was pre-Internet, where eroticism is still hard to access other than magazines and few pixels. And—as a simple man myself—I can't say that Natasha Henstridge failed at her job there, but beyond that, it's a bad movie. The entire point of this movie was a sex scene between the alien and Madsen, but they didn't even bring it up. Ben Kingsley assembled one of the worst teams in the world to chase an alien, with Forest Whitaker as MVP—"Something bad happened here"—NO SHIT?!. The sewers finale—where they finally have guns and be useful—is just boring and flat. Honestly, my interest died when Natasha Henstridge turned brunette.