Futuresport

Clearing my Wishlist - Pt. 1: In the future, sport is alive and well in the form of Futuresport--a sport so futuristic, you'll need to go back to a time when not one, but TWO Vanessa Williams walked the Earth to appreciate it. Not since you played Dreamcast at your rich Vietnamese friend's house have you experienced graphics so bleeding edge, excitement so palpitation-inducing. I used to dream what it'd be like if Wesley Snipes spoke like a Rastafarian. Now that dream's become a nightmare.

In the future there is a sport that they call Futuresport. But then shouldn't it really be called Presentsport? This is just one of many important questions that this movie makes you ask.