Home and Away

Export product the existence of which was necessitated by the well-known fact that Australia has extremely strong anti-monopoly laws (an exception is allowed for newspapers on the grounds they are now essentially an artisanal cultural product consumed by only a tiny handful of interested hobbyists).

one of the most ridiculous TV shows, but it's like a train crash, you just can't make yourself look away, classic soap

[Distant] Slightly more working-class Neighbours

As awful now as it has always been.