I kinda got lost in the middle of this one, but not because I lost track of the plot (there wasn't much of one to keep track of); I simply stopped caring. Fortunately though, Joel & his crew were there to keep me watching ("...the About-This-Big Meter..." LOL).

Mst3k score: 6/10

I'm not sure how many of the problems of this movie are in the bad, careless dubbing and editing - apparently, this is made from the very first and very last episodes of this series - and how many are due to the problems of the original show. Either way, it's confusing, sloppy, and difficult to follow, with some really messed-up plot points about race and Hard Men.

If I understand the plot correctly the bad guys are going to blow up their own base to prevent any other world power from developing their secret weapon, and the good guys are trying to blow it up first? Everything else in the movie makes just about as much sense. Still there's some nice Nipponese babes and cool (if wacky) 60's super spy business vibe going down too. [MST3k: Great skits, great riffs and a great movie for them to boot. Sandy Frank delivers!]