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La Vie de Jésus
A social movie about life nowadays in the north of France. Freddy and his friends are all unemployed and spend their time going around harrassing Arab immigrants. When Freddy's girlfriend falls for an Arab man, turmoil ensues. (imdb)
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The Santa Clause 2
Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) has been Santa Claus for the past eight years, and his loyal elves consider him the best Santa ever. But Santa's got problems (he's even mysteriously losing weight) and things quickly go south when he finds out that his son, Charlie, has landed on this year's "naughty" list. Desperate to help his son, Scott heads back home, leaving a substitute Claus to watch over things at the Pole... (imdb)
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Le Petit soldat
During the Algerian war for independence from France, a young Frenchman living in Geneva who belongs to a right-wing terrorist group and a young woman who belongs to a left-wing terrorist group meet and fall in love (imdb)
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Rowan Atkinson Live
Rowan Atkinson and Angus Deayton in Boston doing a live performance of the same styles of humor we've seen in Mr. Bean and Blackadder. Included are lessons on Shakespearean acting, a school headmaster meeting with the father of a boy he's beaten to death, and tips for having a successful date. (imdb)
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Mr. Right
A girl falls for the "perfect" guy, who happens to have a very fatal flaw: he's a hitman on the run from the crime cartels who employ him. (imdb)
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Blood Ties
Two brothers, on either side of the law, face off over organized crime in Brooklyn during the 1970s. (imdb)
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Togo
“Togo” is the untold true story set in the winter of 1925 of champion dogsled trainer Leonhard Seppala and his lead sled dog, Togo.
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The fiction feature debut of Pelin Esmer who won many awards with her documentary The Play, 10 to 11 is the story of a passionate collector Mithat and the concierge of the building, Ali. The only thing they have in common is the huge gap between their dreams and realities. For Mithat Istanbul is as vast as his collections and for Ali is nothing more than a few blocks around the building... (iksv.org)
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Çatlak
When he was working in the UK, Fatih borrowed a lot of money from his friend Ayhan to send to his family back in Turkey. Fatih has since returned to Turkey and the debt remains unpaid. Ayhan visits Fatih and politely asks for the money back. Ayhan’s request lights a slow-burning fuse in the family.
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Hapax Legomena I: Nostalgia
An intimate, autobiographical, even humorous discourse about memories and their unrepresentative qualities (Mitternachtskino.de)
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