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Two slacker friends try to promote their public-access cable show. (imdb)

The Phelps Department Store is about to be sold by its new part owner, Tommy Rogers with the permission of Martha Phelps... (imdb)

A fine day in the life of a fly presented completely from the fly's point of view. A fine day until something dreary happens, that is. (imdb)

Tom Stall (Mortensen) is living a happy and quiet life with his lawyer wife (Bello) and their two children in the small town of Millbrook, Indiana, until one night their idyllic existence is shattered when Tom foils a vicious attempted robbery in his diner. (New Line Cinema)

The saga of Michael Myers and Laurie Strode continues in the next thrilling chapter of the Halloween series. (imdb)

Raimund Gregorius, a Swiss Professor abandons his lectures and buttoned-down, life to embark on a thrilling adventure that will take him on a journey to the very heart of himself. (imdb)

Lightning McQueen sets out to prove to a new generation of racers that he's still the best race car in the world.

Three cowboys, mistaken for members of an outlaw gang, are relentlessly pursued by a posse.

A woman who moves into an apartment across the hall from two brilliant but socially awkward physicists shows them how little they know about life outside of the laboratory. (imdb)

This story is a narration from an Australian man who falls in love with two kinds of Candy: a woman of the same name and heroin. The narrator changes from a smart-aleck to someone trying to find a vein to inject, while Candy changes from an actress, call girl, streetwalker, and then a madwoman. Starting in Sydney, the two eventually end up in Melbourne to go clean, but they fail... (imdb)