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Luna6ix
Celluloid Junkie - 3415 Films Ranked
Member Since: May 17, 2008
Location: Rochester, MN, USA
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Status: Single
Bio: i love movies, in fact i am on a quest to see all of the movies ever made, i do realize that's not possible, but at least i set the bar high. i was drawn even more to this site after i got my first star. i now write mini-reviews for every movie i watch, and am going through my back catalog to write them for every movie i've rated, i've got a long way to go. might i interest you in donating to the give me a star foundation?
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62 T2 Coriolanus (2011) - Sep 02, 2012
"as is with all of shakespeare's work language is used to obscure the meaning to a degree that lesser minded high school teachers and snobby literary dilettante's alike hold it up to a light like a cloudy piece of quartz and assume it's diamond. also, as is with the rest of his portfolio, none of the characters have realistic motivations or values. so what have we? a bunch of dolts muttering nonsense waving around firearms. at least there are guns."
74 T5 Atlas Shrugged: Part I (2011) - Oct 10, 2012
"ayn rand is a hero for anyone looking to economic evidence that being a selfish, money grubbing pig is the answer to all of life's questions. i happen to disagree quite strongly, but found myself nonetheless intrigued at how it would play out. well, it didn't, that's why there's a "part I" at the end of the title. i'll have to wait for part II to see how people with backward, self-centered ideals save the world."
63 T2 Tenebre (1982) - Sep 01, 2012
"argento made a bevy of movies that people go slack jawed in awe about, meanwhile i attempt not to fall asleep and realize i've failed when horribly loud synthesizers wake me up in a puddle of drool."
76 T6 Total Recall (2012) - Sep 01, 2012
"it's like the required reading for making this movie was the back panel of the book and the movie and they made all of the other stuff up, saying, "it's ok guys, we've got it." i can't say that i hated the movie, but i have a nagging feeling that they just passed it off as remake to avoid copyright infringment claims."
32 T1 Rock of Ages (2012) - Aug 21, 2012
"i find anything that remotely reminds me of high school drama club attendees to be emetic. this oozes high school drama with hardly any entertainment at all. the only aspect of this movie that i can appreciate is brand and baldwin. i'll also concede that half-assed remakes of the best songs of the 80's included leaves me only inches away from murder."
82 T8 Tarzan and His Mate (1934) - Sep 08, 2012
"they say this one is the best tarzan movie with weissmuller and they're right, there are many factors involved: less stock footage, more action, better writing, and the persistent hope that maureen o'sullivan's loincloth will be blown with the perfect amount of wind at just the right angle."
 
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