Mini-Review: Too bad Fields didn't quite get her character "spot on" in the same way Andrea Martin did, playing Sally Jane Clayburgh-Streep, as Dolly, in "My Factory, My Self". If the former had been able to walk with straight arms tucked behind her back, small boobs thrust way out, and indignant, side-to-side strut, I would have given this maybe an 86.
Mini-Review: unfortunate that the opening shot for a walking Susan George was of her torso, braless in a beige sweater, but then you have to use your "70's converter" to put that goofiness in perspective. This film HAS to have the most famous Chekovian "gun over the fireplace" device - in the form of that groovy bear trap that, sure enough, gets put to appropriate use eventually. My queasiest scene was the recently mutilply-raped SG in the oppressive, claustrophobic, clamorsome, rapidly-edited church party.
Mini-Review: To exhume one of my earlier metaphors, this had the musty, heady bouquet of a sasquatch orgy. (sorry Jennifer - I still heart you, ok?)
Mini-Review: my only misgiving is near the beginning with the implausibility of Stamp holding down buddy's head with one hand while flipping through buddy's rolodex and scooping the crucial number with his other. And, without buddy noticing.
Mini-Review: I'm trying to put this as diplomatically as I can when I say that this is the worst piece of shit I think I've ever seen. I like the representing of that photo.
Mini-Review: for this troglodite it was the beginning of the end for JW. yeah yeah yeah he had to "evolve", right? He had to "move on as a maturing artist" or some such rationalization for diluting and sapping his ventures of any of the bite and random, manic energy and barely-controlled chaos that reigned over his previous shit. Give me Crackers (or life in Mortville) over bouffanted debutantes any day......Oh..wait....it's for the money? (aye, there's the rub)
Mini-Review: Waters in fullest blossom before he went south. With the Baltimore foot stomper, Francine and Cuddles consoling themselves over cake, and the surly Mr. Fishpaw. Four extra "rad" points for the cool, off-hand manner Tab Hunter had when chucking a severed head into a dumpster.
Mini-Review: I'm grumpy again.
Mini-Review: If words can even start to describe how this film so thoroughly rocked my world, then I will try my best. Most of my totally bemused friends have written off this BBC teleplay as a boring travelogue of an even more insufferably boring, nattering "middle-upper-class" couple who really don't do a hell of a lot. Even the most inane visual detail (a close-up of a walking meter strapped around an ankle), or inconsequential, throw-away line of dialogue has me rapt with inexplicable awe. I genuflect.
Mini-Review: As someone who respects artists who are true to their craft, and who know when to tip their hat to their forbears, (their "roots"), I have to say I'm thoroughly disappointed - almost disgusted - that Niel Diamond neglected to honour the populist legacy of the original by not using blackface. One can only imagine the improvement it would have brought to Niel's interpretation of the character - it certainly would've lent him more credibility, making him a more waifish type.