Derailed

FUCK.

If you can believe that, has a speeding train, a biological weapon as cargo, terrorists, and Van Damme to muck up the operation. With all the usual atrocious dialogue ("We've got to clear the tracks now... and call the World Health Organization!"), awful effects (some of the worst bluescreening I've ever seen, and isn't that the cutest little model train???), and of course, fisticuffs (poor Van Damme isn't getting any younger), this is one bad, bad movie.

Comically poor.

Edited like they didn't have enough footage and starring several extremely similar looking brown haired women this JCVD thriller set on an increasingly on fire train seems to exist mostly to dare any film critics to try to make a trainwreck joke. Still good fun from a bad movie standpoint, especially as the effects are so bad they become their own weird art form. At one point a train crashes so hard it changes night into day.

STOP MAKING FILMS, MAN.

This is a totally shitty movie but some times there must be some guilty pleasure :D

I love Jean-Claude Van Damme.

A complete train-wreck of a movie.