Eliminators

A challenging piece about what it means to be human.

Half terminator, half robocop, half universal soldier, half Dolph Lundgren--the Mandroid is 2 times the man of any droid. For the 1st hour, this film actually exceeded all (albeit hellpit-low) expectations, thanks to a cheesy, yet compelling story, some decent comic relief from a rich-man's David Carradine, and a sweet shot of Tasha Yar's sideboobs. Then they introduce the ninja, fight some Mexican cavemen, and escape on a raft powered by Mandroid boots before sending Caesar to the Silurian Era.

I had no idea Tasha Yar was smoking hot in real life. I can't believe they gave her such a bad haircut in Star Trek.

It's funny for five minutes then it's just sad.

“We got robots, we got cavemen, we got Kung-Fu. What is this, some kind of goddamn comic book"; like a characters summarize this in the movie self. This really throws in everything a teenage boy in the 80s would want in a movie and the result is topnotch fun 80s schlock.