Upcoming 2012 movies

[ShogunRua]

Since it's the first film trailer I've seen this year which didn't suck, and actually made me laugh,

The Pirates! Band of Misfits

[edkrak]

Kung Fu and Titties
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1345904/
I smell one of those "great description, shitty film" production, but it sounds to good for me to ignore.

Richard Titties, an aging out of shape MMA wannabe, has joined the amateur kung fu circuit in hopes of becoming rich and famous. When his supportive girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped by a group of titty obsessed madmen, Richard is whisked away into another dimension. He follows the trail to find his girlfriends captors in the supernatural world that he is trapped in. Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm, kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard must search within himself to save Cynthia and the other enslaved women from a life of exploited misery.

Edit: I just saw one short from director of this film and I might not be waiting for this one anymore.

[TheDenizen]

I was skeptical about Kung Fu and Titties until I checked the IMDb page and saw that it stars Bronson Pinchot.

SOLD.

[Pickpocket]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEHWDA_6e3M

[afx237vi]

Just learned that Chan-wook park has an English-language film coming out next year starring Nicole Kidman.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1682180/

[edkrak]

Just learned that Chan-wook park has an English-language film coming out next year starring Nicole Kidman.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1682180/

Damn, I've totally forgotten about it. I hope it's not the end of his career as a filmmaker.

[ShogunRua]

Just learned that Chan-wook park has an English-language film coming out next year starring Nicole Kidman.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1682180/

I hope it's not the end of his career as a filmmaker.

Same. A lot of Asian filmmakers that are incapable of making poor films in their native countries, when they arrive in Hollywood, become fundamentally incapable of making anything EXCEPT poor films. I really hope that doesn't happen to the great Chan-Wook Pak.

[MmzHrrdb]

Don't play the anticipation/hype game, but entering the names of some of my favorite working directors into IMDb threw these up (a few of them don't have confirmed release dates):

Dark Horse (Todd Solondz)
Vous n'avez encore rien vu (Alain Resnais)
Impardonnables (Andre Techine)
Moonrise Kingdom (Wes Anderson)
The Lords of Salem (Rob Zombie)
Monster Love (Joe Dante)
Headshot (Pen-ek Ratanaruang)

[nauru]

Since it's the first film trailer I've seen this year which didn't suck, and actually made me laugh,

The Pirates! Band of Misfits

All I saw is the poster and I'm looking forward to this one.

Also:
Underworld: Awakening
Iron Sky
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Timur Bekmambetov)
Men in Black III
The Bourne Legacy
Dark Shadows (Tim Burton)
Rise of the Guardians
Expendables 2 (this time with Chuck Norris)
Haywire (Steven Soderbergh)
Lookout
Ice Age: Continental Drift
47 Ronin
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Peter Jackson)
Here Comes the Boom
Hugo (Martin Scorsese)

possibly Wrath of the Titans (if Sam Worthington wasn't in it I would definitely want to see this one)
possibly Safe House (if Ryan Reynolds wasn't in it I would definitely want to see this one)

[djross]

Scorsese's Hugo may also deserve a mention here.