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Beloved and devoted priest from a small town volunteers for a medical experiment which fails and turns him into a vampire.

Owen Wilson stars as a married man whose spouse (Jenna Fischer) grants him the right -- for just one week -- to pursue as many extramarital affairs as he can. His best buddy (Jason Sudeikis) receives an identical "hall pass" from his wife, and off the guys go. The hubbies soon discover, however, that picking up girls isn't as easy as they recall, while their better halves embark on their own erotic adventures.

Based on a real story the film reconstructs a crime in a remote village of Northern Greece. (bfi.org.uk)

Nine strangers, with no apparent connection between them are abducted: drugged, kidnapped and sealed in a house together. (imdb)

Another film in the Turkish comedy series

"Speedy" loses his job as a soda-jerk, then spends the day with his girl at Coney Island. He then becomes... (imdb)

Based on a story by M. Night Shyamalan and directed by the brothers Dowdle (Quarantine helmers Drew and John Eric), this edgy thriller is set in an elevator, where a group of passengers are trapped with none other than the king of the underworld. Luckily for them, a homicide detective (Chris Messina) is on board. Not so luckily: the cop has issues of his own, including a not-so-long-ago-kicked addiction to alcohol.

Heidi The Hippo, the star of the Meet The Feebles Variety Hour discovers her husband Bletch, The Walrus is cheating and with all the world waiting for the show the assorted co-stars must contend with their own problems (imdb)

The real life of Tommaso Buscetta the so called "boss of the two worlds", first mafia informant in Sicily 1980's. (imdb)

After the world is decimated by a man-made plague, a battle of literally Biblical proportions ensues between the survivors. (imdb)