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Naqoyqatsi
A visual montage portrait of our contemporary world dominated by gobalized technology and violence. [IMDB]
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Port of Shadows
A military deserter finds love and trouble (and a small dog) in a smoky French port city. (imdb)
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The Man Who Would Be King
Two British soldiers in India are mistaken for gods. (imdb)
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Rien à Déclarer
A Belge-Francophobe customs officer is forced to team up with a Frenchman during the elimination of the Franco-Belge borders in the 90s.
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Radio Flyer
A father recounts a dark period of his childhood when he and his little brother lived in the suburbs. (imdb)
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Desierto
A group of people trying to cross the border from Mexico into the United States encounter a man who has taken up border patrol duties in his own racist hands.
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Batman: Year One
Batman: Year One (2011) - Direct-to-Video
A wealthy playboy and a Chicago cop both return to Gotham City where their lives will intersect in unexpected ways. (imdb)
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Crazy, Stupid, Love
When Cal Weaver (Steve Carell) discovers that his wife (Julianne Moore) wants to end their marriage, he reluctantly faces the unwelcome prospect of single life with the counsel of the younger and smoother super-bachelor Jacob Palmer (Ryan Gosling). Meanwhile, Cal's adolescent son, Robbie (Jonah Bobo), has formed an unquenchable crush on his 17-year-old babysitter (Analeigh Tipton) -- but is she more interested in Robbie's recently unwed father?
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Drop Dead Fred
A young woman finds her already unstable life rocked by the presence of a rambunctious imaginary friend from childhood. (imdb)
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Bao
Bao (2018) - Short Film
A mother, faced with the prospect of being without her children for the first time as they pursue their higher education, finds solace when one of her homemade dumplings comes to life.
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