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Vacancy
A young married couple becomes stranded at an isolated motel and finds hidden video cameras in their room. They realize that unless they escape, they'll be the next victims of a snuff film.
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Küçük Esnaf
Kendi halinde yaşayan küçük esnaf mafyaya bulaşırsa ne olur? Babasının mafyadan aldığı borç para vefatından sonra miras olarak oğlu Berhudar'a kalır. Parayı toparlamaya çalışırken hesaplanmayan olayların arkası kesilmez. Mafyadan kurtulmaya çalışan mahallemizin çilingiri Berhudar'ın peşine düşen film, aşktan, aileden, arkadaşlıktan bahseden unutulmayacak bir komediye dönüşüyor. (beyazperde.com)
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Kader
Bekir is mad for Uğur. Uğur is enamored with Zagor and Zagor's passionate for committing crimes. Zagor is released from jail. A sultry summer night, one mishap followed another and a murder is committed in the neighborhood. Same night, Uğur vanishes.
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Mad Hot Ballroom
Eleven-year-old New York City public school kids journey into the world of ballroom dancing and reveal pieces of themselves and their world along the way. Told from their candid, sometimes hilarious perspectives, these kids are transformed, from reluctant participants to determined competitors, from typical urban kids to "ladies and gentlemen," on their way to try to compete in the final citywide competition... (imdb)
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La fée aux choux
La Fée aux Choux is sixty seconds long, possibly making it the earliest known film with a running time of at least one minute. (Wikipedia)
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Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock \
A look at 1970s Hollywood when it was known as New Hollywood, and the director was the star of the movie. (imdb)
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Fierce People
A mother and her son (whose father is an anthropologist in South America), stay at a rich friend's place for the summer. Both get involved in this 'upper class' scene, which has some surprising twists and turns.
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White Noise 2: The Light
Abe Dale (Nathan Fillion) has a good job and a loving family- until one day his family is murdered in front of his eyes and in broad daylight by a man named Henry Caine (Craig Fairbrass) who then kills himself. Haunted by guilt for not being able to save his family, Abe attempts suicide and nearly succeeds- but he resists being drawn to a 'bright white light' before dying and survives... (imdb)
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Blood for Dracula
Udo Kier is without a doubt the sickliest of vampires in any director's interpretation of the Bram Stoker tale... (imdb)
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Garfield
Garfield marks the long-awaited motion picture debut of America's favorite feline and the world's laziest cat. (20th Century Fox)
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