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Lord of the Piercing
A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.
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BURN-E
BURN-E (2008) - Short Film
If BURN-E (a repair unit) had known how much trouble he'll be in because of WALL-E (the last cleaning robot from Earth), who is pursuing EVE (a robot sent to investigate if the situation on Earth has changed since the human kind left it), then he'd taken the day off. (imdb)
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Boondocks
Boondocks (2005) - TV Series
Based on the original comic strip Boondocks, Two young brothers (Huey and Riley) move away from their birth city to live with their irascible grandfather out in the suburbs. With one brother being socially and politically motivated and the younger brother a stereotypical black youth who likes rap music and culture etc Biting socio-political commentary ensues when they meet a whole cast of crazy exaggerated characters set in a mainly white middle upper class neighbourhood. (imdb)
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The Blacklist
The Blacklist (2013) - TV Series
Elizabeth 'Liz' Keen, a new FBI profiler has her entire life uprooted when a mysterious criminal, Raymond Reddington, on the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted List turns himself in and insists on speaking to her. (imdb)
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Rear Window
A wheelchair bound photographer spies on his neighbours from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.
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The Sea Inside
Based on the profoundly moving true story that captured the world's attention, The Sea Inside is about Spaniard Ramon Sampedro (Bardem), who fought a 30-year campaign to win the right to end his life with dignity. The film is the story of Ramon's relationships with two women: Julia (Rueda), a lawyer who supports his cause, and Rosa (Duenas), a local woman who wants to convince him that life is worth living. (Fine Line Features)
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Throw Momma from the Train
A bitter ex-husband. A put upon Momma's boy. Both want their respective spouse and mother dead, but who will pull it off? (imdb)
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Go Go Tales
A screwball comedy centered on a Manhattan go-go dancing club, where a financial struggle between the owner, his accountant and his silent partner brother threatens the business's future. (imdb)
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Man\
Roger Willoughby is considered to be a leading expert on sports fishing. He's written books on the subject and is loved by his customers in the sporting goods department at Abercrombie and Fitch, where he works. There's only one problem however: he's never been fishing in his life. When the store owner enters him in a fishing contest, mayhem ensues. (imdb)
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Mary and the Witch\
Based on The Little Broomstick by Mary Stewart, a strange flower grants a girl magic powers. (imdb)
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