Celluloid Junkie - 4147 Film Rankings
Member Since: Mar 15, 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Bio: Hootin' & Hollerin' about the moving pictures since '08
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|90 T10||For Y'ur Height Only (1981) - May 19, 2018
"Tiny little midget psychopath who sounds like Jon Lovitz kills someone basically every minute why are you still reading this go absorb this film. "
|50 T3||Cargo (2018) - May 19, 2018
"Almost needed the fast forward button to carry me to the ending but I hanged in there. Australia can’t have anything happen without everyone going Mad Max almost immediately. "
|85 T9||Deadpool 2 (2018) - May 18, 2018
"Hey why are you all laughing at this docking reference I’m going to remember to google this when I get ho-NONONONONONONo"
|55 T3||The Karate Kid, Part III (1989) - May 15, 2018
"How the hell do you get fat on cocaine ... Daniel-san is flushed and sweaty every frame of this glorious 80s trash. Terry Silver is some Rocky villain fever dream "
|60 T4||Breaking In (2018) - May 14, 2018
"Black Thriller is my favourite bad genre. If you see one Mexican chances are they’ll be the most vile insane stereotype imaginable hellbent on stabbing or raping anything with a pulse. "
|65 T5||The Karate Kid, Part II (1986) - May 13, 2018
"A Japanese nephew obsessed with his uncle, a sequel that breaks new ground ?! "
|85 T9||The Karate Kid (1984) - May 08, 2018
"Footage of me finishing a family size Doritos bag marathoning Cobra Kai scored by Bill Conti. My dachshund licks the crumbs off my shirt. Freeze frame. Countless children tricked into doing chores thinking they’ll become martial art masters. “I folded towels for three straight hours, try to stop me”"
|80 T8||Black Panther (2018) - May 06, 2018
"Trying to come up with some vibranium / crack cocaine mixup happening to explain whatever without coming off as some monster and it’s not even close to possible."
|65 T5||The Arena (1974) - May 06, 2018
"“This must be decided at the Breastriary in Nippopolis!” It’s Pam Grier looking like she does on that poster doing gladiator nonsense for 80 minutes, just sit there and soak it in ... ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
|90 T10||Michelle Wolf: Nice Lady (2017) - May 02, 2018|