Celluloid Junkie - 4235 Film Ratings
Member Since: Mar 15, 2008
Location: Ontario, Canada
Bio: Hootin' & Hollerin' about the moving pictures since '08
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|45 16%||Daylight (1996) - Oct 20, 2018
"The only people who could’ve been the bad guys for Stallone to crush with rocks or whatever are blown up in an over the top explosion and burning up in that explosion is also any sense of fun I thought I was going to have. “Hold your breath” so you’ll pass out and hopefully wake up when it’s over. I loved that every 90s film had a love theme."
|80 76%||Halloween (2018) - Oct 19, 2018
"Uhh move over Loomis there’s a new sheriff in town. A sequel that strips away tons of nonsense lore and instead injects it with a super off putting teenager who looks like Rocky Dennis was granted a wish to look like one of us but a genie can’t grant miracles."
|80 76%||House on Haunted Hill (1999) - Oct 15, 2018
"Ugh what is wrong with me. It’s so slick and retarded that a non comedic Chris Kattan isn’t even the retarded part. Hey it’s the 90s I can toss around retarded with impunity and Peter Gallagher looks like an alien trying to be human and the only reference was Dean Cain. This movie really did a number on my trash brain."
|80 76%||A Star Is Born (2018) - Oct 12, 2018
"I’m kind of bummed we never got an 80s version of this with like Adam Ant or something equally retarded. Man that “take another/last look at you “ bookending was something to stew on "
|50 22%||The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) - Oct 09, 2018
"All the spider-man stuff in the spider-man movie is good, what a shock (ha). I only watched this because the Spider-Man PS4 game is so good and I needed to ruin my spidey tingling. God awful music ahead. Dane DeHaan has the worst hair. I’m trying to cram too much in here and it’s some sort of commentary on this mess I guess. "
|45 16%||Venom (2018) - Oct 05, 2018
"Sitting there during the first act all “man people are harsh this is watchable as heck” then the rest of the movie unfolded before me and I was clawing at my seat “let me out let me out let me out” Sony stop making movies. My inner venom voice kept calling me an idiot for not waiting another twenty minutes for A Star is Born. Went on this weird rant after about Woody Harrelson playing "Cassius Clay" and oh my god I want THAT movie. "
|50 22%||The Meg (2018) - Oct 04, 2018
"Chinese beach being a buffet for a shark, I should be thrilled by this but I’m not. "
|70 53%||Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) - Oct 02, 2018
"I’m so marvel’d out that I now get dazzled when there is almost no mention of an avenger or a larger (everyone needs to mention size in an ant man mini review or face the consequences) world destroying conflict. The young cgi Michael Douglas is always too thin in the face , I remember Wall Street Michael Douglas that man ate steak tartare off of the butts of everyone "
|60 34%||Mark of the Witch (1970) - Oct 02, 2018
"Oh my god I discovered the absolute best parental IMDb advisory thing I’ve ever read ever: “Jill is out in the woods, she lowers her top, exposing her breasts. (This scene is only in longer versions of the film. During the nude scene, her face is covered by her hair, the hair looks a little different, suspect a body double.)” "
|50 22%||The Goonies (1985) - Oct 01, 2018
"So where am I suppose to show up to be whipped for thinking this was really boring"