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Celluloid Junkie - 4298 Film Ratings

Member Since: Mar 15, 2008

Location: Ontario, Canada

Bio: Hootin' & Hollerin' about the moving pictures since '08
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75 65% The House with Laughing Windows (1976) - Feb 18, 2019
"I love how unwieldy a lot of these Giallo titles are. The Bungalow with Farting Drains. The smaller an Italian man is in a giallo the more evil he will end up being."
20 3% Mindkiller (1987) - Feb 18, 2019
"Everything looks like it was filmed by an infomercial crew. Not the RonCo people they’re too slick for this garbage. Guy can’t get girls so he develops psychic rape powers instead of just like getting a new haircut."
50 22% The Greasy Strangler (2016) - Feb 18, 2019
"It’s pretty much exactly what I expected from John Travolta’s hairdresser. You either have to be super confident with yourself or have zero self awareness to attempt recommending this to someone."
45 16% Seizure (1974) - Feb 18, 2019
"I was so mad that they hanged a weiner dog I turned my back to the tv. I don’t think I missed that much. Holy shit is Jospeh Sirola the king of playing assholes , HE DIED LAST WEEK. "
75 65% 2019 - After the Fall of New York (1983) - Feb 18, 2019
"Well they were kinda close."
65 42% Scream 3 (2000) - Feb 16, 2019
"Everyone in 2000 had really big white teeth. Sorry to keep you all waiting for this. This franchise never really did anything for me I was too hip for it when they came out winning youth bowling trophies and going to bed at 8. "
50 22% Nocturna (1979) - Feb 16, 2019
"50 of the 80 odd minutes is devoted to either disco dancing or over the top boobness. I totally forgot they were vampires multiple times. Instead of reaching for a towel after a way too long bath scene Nocturna reaches for an ice cube. So this is cinema."
45 16% Gotti (2018) - Feb 14, 2019
"Worth the slog to watch Travolta struggle with which consonants to drop or butcher when talking with his wild accent. I don’t care about any of these moments if there’s nothing other than Travolta ham carrying me between scenes. "
75 65% Abducted in Plain Sight (2019) - Feb 14, 2019
"Some dark comedy masterpiece. By the time it was over I ran out of pearls to clutch. "
75 65% The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018) - Feb 12, 2019
"So I wasn’t expecting R violence with my mild chuckles. Cool mom movie. "