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LordBeefJerk

Celluloid Junkie - 3813 Film Ratings

Member Since: Feb 13, 2011

Location: Køge, Denmark

more Recent Ratings
30 13% Please Stand By (2017) - Mar 17, 2019
50 35% Behind the Curve (2018) - Mar 13, 2019
60 50% American Animals (2018) - Mar 12, 2019
20 5% Crazy Rich Asians (2018) - Mar 12, 2019
"Wait, what?! Rich people are human too?!"
50 35% The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) - Mar 12, 2019
"Despite it’s outrageous title, this is primarily a low-key movie about lost love and old age. Sure some weird shit happens, but don’t expect a laugh riot."
50 35% Leaving Neverland (2019) - Mar 08, 2019
"Interesting topic - no doubt about that. Aren’t we all wondering about what truly happened at Neverland? As a documentary it fails to deliver however. By showing only one side of the story, through sentimental music and overly graphic descriptions it feels so manipulative, that I actually didn’t want to believe the accusations. I don’t feel a whole lot smarter on the subject 4 hours later of talking heads. It does however raise questions, and that makes it an important watch. "
70 70% Alita: Battle Angel (2019) - Mar 06, 2019
"Let me start by saying that objectively this is NOT a good movie. The plot is a nonsensical mess, the characters change persona as often and suddenly as infants shit themselves, the love story is laughable, the action is silly and the battle speeches are over the top annoying. So why did I enjoy it? For the reasons already mentioned. “Alita: Battle Angel” is a ton of fun for all the wrong reasons in a Disney Channel sorta way. I laughed from the beginning to the end."
40 24% Robin Hood (2018) - Feb 27, 2019
20 5% Mortal Engines (2018) - Feb 27, 2019
"The worst “Star Wars” remake by far."