Cats (2019)

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A tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life. (imdb)

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Genres: Comedy, Drama, Musical, Family/Kids, Fantasy

Country: UK, USA

Directed By: Tom Hooper

Written By: Tom Hooper, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lee Hall, T.S. Eliot

Starring: James Corden, Ian McKellen, Judi Dench, Ray Winstone, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Rebel Wilson, Taylor Swift, Laurie Davidson, Jason Derulo, Francesca Hayward, Robbie Fairchild

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Date	User	Rating
Sep 16	rdjb	25 _0%
Sep 13	CalSmillie	0 _0%
Sep 10	xandar_null	9 _3%
Sep 08	dracular	45 _34%
Sep 06	Coso	1 _0%
Aug 27	Spiosick	6 _67%
Aug 20	lynchian	27 _4%
Aug 18	Harold12	100 _98%
Aug 16	judsonlady	50 _14%
Compared to the taped production of the musical I've seen, this was easier to follow. That being said, the musical is pretty much endless introductions to the various characters. The only great song is Memory.
Aug 16	Fayern	40 _3%
Aug 12	bapanada	0 _4%
Aug 07	Detox	20 _6%
Aug 04	pizzaface	32 _8%
Aug 02	Jerky	15 _2%
Going into it, "This better not awaken anything inside me"......two hours later......"My boner is so confused" If any straight man says they wouldn't bang Taylor Swift as a cat.....they're just lying to themselves! Now everyone.......♫ Rum Tum Tugger is a helluva cat! ♫
Aug 02	Argion21	24 _5%
Jul 29	gute321	26 _11%
Jul 23	Eggeplante	20 _5%
Jul 23	IsabellaD136	10 _3%
Jul 20	tiduraes	0 _2%
Jul 18	Hurricane06	11 _2%
Jul 17	michaelb89	15 _4%
Jul 16	pileofzack	46 _6%
Jul 15	GieSTheThird	69 _32%
Jul 13	glumpy_99	67 _24%
About as good a movie that could have been made from the fairly mundane source material ("Jellicle" is a fierce earworm and "Memory" is a genuine show-stopper, but the remaining score is turgid nonsense). Props to Hooper for going full-bore camp, with garish, blatantly theatrical set design and performances (too many get lost in the muddle, but Wilson at least brings some levity to her number), but this show is ill-suited for the big screen and this effort does nothing to disprove that.
Jul 12	Videoetron	34 _3%
Jul 09	Ytadel	0 _0%
So much has been made of the grotesque CGI monstrosity of the film that people forgot to mention how deathly BORING it is! The first five minutes or so have an impressive eye-popping “what am I seeing?!” quality to them but beyond that the film is an endless, endless sequence of new cats singing their intro songs then barely doing a thing in what we’ll generously call the “plot.” I checked the time, sure I was 70-75 minutes in, and despaired to see I was barely 45 minutes in.
Jul 07	estragon	10 _5%
Jul 06	Chajib123	20 _4%
Jun 30	msworddoc	5 _0%
good for furries maybe
Jun 28	SantaClaus	40 _7%
Jun 27	blucthulhu	30 _4%
Jun 20	Ametrine	9 _77%
This movie left me saying "What the hell?", but not in the way I expected. I found myself finally understanding why this was the longest-running Broadway show in history. It's an ambitious, elegant study of life and society that uses music to explore themes of worth, desire and character. It's not for everyone, but I fully understand now why it was so appealing in the early 80's. Mark my words: Theater kids 15-20 years from now are going to discover this movie and make it a cult classic.
Jun 12	e.kirdar	0 _2%
Jun 08	Lexie	100 _98%
A brechtian masterpiece. A masterclass in the alienation effect and hubris.
Jun 03	Omid Ranjbar	11 _7%
May 26	law	0 _0%
May 25	dogafton	30 _0%
May 23	Tds4a	23 _6%
May 19	Yiannos	30 _2%
Almost gave up halfway through, and this viewer prides himself on his ability to endure all sorts of crap. The critics were exactly right: it's a colossal misfire on multiple levels, and the fact that it even exists and was released in its current form is baffling in itself, calling into question the judgement of all involved. It's a gaudy shitshow with maybe 1 or 2 half decent set pieces that aren't properly utilized; the humour is dire and so are the songs.
May 17	pedrodalen	10 _0%
May 16	mightypotato	20 _6%
May 14	Rob97	5 _0%
May 13	Vaudevillian	100 _93%
This deserves a perfect score for being perfect!
May 12	Jasongirl67	25 _14%
I mostly saw this for the cast and too see if it was as bad as people were saying turns out they were right
May 12	Corbad	20 _1%
Everything you’ve heard is true: it’s an abomination from script to execution. Still more watchable than "Joker". (DNF)
May 10	chiefg	35 _14%
May 10	jnzeliex	25 _7%
May 09	wokelstein	25 _3%
May 07	Champs	4 _19%
May 07	Yen	92 _64%
May 06	Trash Puppet	4 _16%
May 04	Faksi	40 _6%
No less than 40 because, despite all the flaws of the movie, tha actors were good, and some of the songs gave me shivers (if I closed my eyes so I din't see the CGI mess)
May 03	cankutozturk	65 _1%
May 01	bjubes	0 _1%
Apr 27	Abydocomist	45 _7%
Apr 26	JellyShaker	10 _6%
Apr 22	jal90	10 _0%
Apr 20	wbnet	0 _0%
Apr 19	driscarpin	74 _55%
Em primeiro lugar eu não gosto do Tom Hooper, sem segundo esse é menos irritante dos seus filmes. Vi a versão em Blu-ray, não sei se deram uma lapidada nos efeitos, mas não vi nada de absurdo como estavam comentando. Também me diverti demais buscando as referência dos poemas do T.S Eliot nele, é um dos meus livros favoritos de poesia de sempre, plus sou uma incurável cat people e se você ama gatos não tem como não gostar disso aqui. BlurayRip RARBG.
Apr 18	alexisv21	10 _4%
Apr 18	!Marx	1 _0%
Apr 17	redboots	80 _75%
I will watch this over and over. All description or criticism of this movie fails in the face of it. It simply must be watched, paid witness to.
Apr 15	123456789	5 _5%
Apr 15	aleenbean	0 _1%
Apr 13	mzSTZG4kMctu	0 _0%
Apr 12	gleipnir	0 _0%
Apr 11	PUNQ	30 _37%
Not sure what to say. I wasn't as repulsed as many others have been. At the same time I'm very happy I haven't seen the actual Cats stage musical, which I will continue to avoid after seeing this screen musical. Release the asshole version, I guess. Or not? Not even sure about that.
Apr 11	Laddie Bird	30 _13%
Apr 10	feritdgn	10 _0%
Apr 10	cminferno	5 _2%
Friendly reminder: Hooper beat out Fincher, the Coens and Aranofsky for best director and then went on to make this. A film whose every decision is just...baffling. Why do the cats look like this? Why is this film so ugly? why does its direction seem to be actively working against the knowingly manic energy of the original musical? And why oh why did anyone think that Cats, of all of the musicals out there, could translate to the screen? The most expensive genuine disaster since Last Airbender.
Apr 08	jackdrek	3 _0%
Apr 07	andrew2728	4 _12%
Apr 06	nimishtodi	45 _0%
Apr 06	mvsilva	30 _1%
Apr 06	emtilt	18 _2%
Apr 03	syntaxera	5 _0%
Mar 31	random22431	60 _18%
Mar 31	mistephane	11 _4%
Mar 31	tenhas	1 _0%
Mar 30	Droker	25 _6%
Mar 29	philamental	42 _11%
Not a fan of musicals but I sat through this to see just how bad it was ... and it's not that bad. A bunch of crap songs with humans poorly dressed up to try look and act like cats was exactly what the musical was, so there's nothing we shouldn't have been expecting here. Some of the casting could have been better but I'm surprised at the universal ridicule this got and feel bad for the scores of artists in front of and behind the camera who did their best but don't even get a saucer of milk.
Mar 29	kangadoodoo	20 _4%
Mar 29	TheShiznit	13 _4%
Mar 29	tipieserozge	5 _3%
Mar 29	amazedemon	41 _2%
"We can make more money with a flop than with a hit." Cats (the live show) is (apparently) loved for its music, dancing and show tunes; Hooper seems to have imported these elements from the stage but forgot to adapt them for cinema. The result is an embarrassing dump of camp nonsense that is just bad, with no redeeming entertainment value. Hudson's Memory is well-performed, but the music so loud that it loses any emotional resonance. A Jellicle cat wants to kill itself to escape this musical.
Mar 28	Iamdwg	39 _3%
Omg, make it stop. Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP.
Mar 28	_ty	5 _3%
Mar 28	PrinceKaro	42 _29%
Mar 27	erayyildiz	10 _0%
Mar 27	walkabout	5 _0%
Mar 27	cambel	3 _0%
Mar 27	electriccafe	5 _0%
Mar 24	ctavares	30 _5%
Mar 23	Vicenzo	1 _1%
Mar 23	jamesford	11 _1%
Mar 22	Antunder	1 _0%
Mar 21	jennica	0 _0%
Mar 21	sacmersault	72 _56%
Mar 21	korbenPL	13 _4%
Mar 21	El99can	5 _0%
Mar 21	bybrt	25 _5%
Mar 21	Vandelay1	40 _36%
watchable
Mar 20	stoned	55 _4%
Mar 20	babyyoda	16 _5%
Mar 20	Gideon	1 _16%
Mar 19	teddi	35 _5%
Mar 19	navid.g	6 _0%
Mar 18	skipperhi	10 _1%
Mar 18	rihrey	27 _45%
Mar 18	Frink	30 _2%
WHY?! A completely harrowing experience releived only by a couple of decent scenes from actors who never would want to admit they were a part of this CGI trainwreck... +10 just for sir Ian McKellen's performance, god bless him!
Mar 16	Sachaz	8 _1%
Mar 14	thyron	85 _84%
Beautiful rendition of the musical.
Mar 04	siahvasch	10 _6%
Mar 02	micmac	13 _1%
Mar 01	p3achtr33z	25 _3%
Mar 01	r3mb3r	45 _3%
Feb 22	errorghost	5 _0%
Feb 22	sarahmcd	10 _0%
Feb 21	mindvr	20 _1%
pros: probably reduced global furry population cons: everything
Feb 18	sky3088	2 _3%
Feb 16	slanbexx	27 _4%
Feb 16	punpun	2 _2%
Feb 16	Matthew Parkinson (CineMarter)	100 _99%
Feb 14	zika1938	12 _0%
Feb 14	dsturrock	30 _7%
Feb 13	GordonBombay	10 _2%
How do you rate this? I want to give it 100 for the sheer craziness and ball to the wall "fuck-it-let's-just-do-it"-attitude. I'm pretty that Hooper got precisely the movie he wanted... Even if the studio didn't. Cats. Sexualized cats singing, stripping and Rebel Wilson. Dear Studio sometimes it's okay to say no in an improv session. However my biggest problem with Cats is that it's boring. It's either bat shit crazy or boring. And a movie this crazy should NEVER be boring.
Feb 13	fuxoft	25 _3%
Feb 12	Dionysoss	30 _5%
Feb 12	Crys2002	33 _2%
Feb 12	loosecanons	2 _14%
Feb 10	windyshadow	90 _80%
Feb 10	Haui Memo	8 _80%
Feb 08	Coheed	30 _6%
Feb 08	rootbeercirc	20 _0%
Feb 07	inooi	3 _7%
Feb 06	Spunkie	25 _11%
It's awfulness is way too exaggerated and hypocritical considering many as bland and boring movies each single one of us watches every year. The lack of narrative structure is unforgivable though.
Feb 03	Kerfoot32	23 _12%
Feb 02	Phelipe	30 _6%
Feb 01	Le Sly	7 _1%
Jan 31	ericambler	49 _16%
Jan 30	cnon__	0 _24%
Jan 29	matiasrdz	30 _1%
Jan 28	babamots	32 _11%
Why is anyone surprised that this is unsettling and nonsensical? Did you know nothing about the musical?
Jan 28	lefterisd99	20 _2%
Jan 25	Cronos	20 _8%
Jan 25	Alysheba	0 _0%
Jan 25	schnofel	1 _0%
wow. I mean, wow.
Jan 25	vainglorious	0 _1%
Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffeleeeeees
Jan 25	toro913	15 _6%
Jan 25	Temptershell	17 _0%
Jan 24	Mikadzuki	26 _2%
Jan 24	zevel6	22 _0%
Jan 24	normatic	30 _3%
Jan 24	marco_n65	21 _0%
Jan 23	AchwellFoley	30 _14%
Jan 19	Altrillic	0 _1%
Jan 19	pupen	15 _8%
Jan 19	robg0871	1 _0%
Jan 19	rabie	44 _1%
Jan 18	Pats_London	10 _0%
Jan 18	ferbess	0 _1%
Jan 18	Rabie712	3 _0%
Jan 18	cowpunk	15 _4%
Jan 17	Gumbiman	20 _3%
Jan 17	YMS (Adum)	20 _7%
Jan 16	challenger	50 _0%
Jan 15	chiefcuster	0 _14%
Jan 14	GZN	40 _22%
Jan 14	GuyFawkes144	30 _1%
Jan 14	KeanuGrieves	19 _3%
Jan 13	nichollsgg	90 _73%
Jan 13	Madeleine	65 _29%
Jan 12	SuperSui	8 _2%
What where they thinking?
Jan 12	Dumptruk4Lif	0 _0%
Jan 11	VengefulKBM	40 _17%
Jan 10	jonzuckerman	5 _0%
Jan 10	mandy	2 _0%
Completely nonsensical, and I just didn't buy into any of it or care about the characters, Some of the body movement from the younger cast was entrancing but the older actors should have known better.
Jan 10	Crusty	1 _0%
Jan 10	dkCrfIXP0CfW	70 _69%
Jan 08	numan	35 _5%
Jan 08	ibodirector	10 _2%
Jan 08	EmreZabun3	4 _0%
Jan 08	Mpython	1 _2%
Perdede, Kanyon
Jan 08	luord	10 _1%
Its brand of awfulness is impressive in how committed it is. Everyone was clearly trying (and mostly succeeding) at doing the wrong thing at every turn.
Jan 08	ArcticLendri	17 _3%
Jan 07	Toeler	70 _43%
Jan 07	siowafc	0 _2%
Jan 07	kNwsVXgzm	1 _0%
Jan 07	EricDSnider2	65 _6%
Jan 06	EmuLegs	0 _0%
I don't get motion sickness but the camera movements in most of the between song moments genuinely made me nauseous
Jan 06	psim	9 _0%
Drats.
Jan 05	Gergana	8 _92%
Jan 05	Exirel	4 _28%
Not for me.
Jan 05	RayBee	1 _2%
Jan 05	flipperrbm	4 _38%
Jan 04	FoxyRussian ()	6 _3%
The cats introduce themselves. That's the plot. There's nothing to the madness. No point. How did Tom Hooper win an Oscar 10 years ago? Is Ian Mckellen ok? He looked actually sick and dying. Why is everyone breathing so heavily? Was that always a part of musicals? It's 3 weeks after this movie got patched why can I still see Judi Dench's wedding ring. Why did this movie get a day 1 patch? Why is Idrs Elba Naked? What does a Cat look like? What is life? Memories was fantastic, Hudson nailed it.
Jan 03	awolff1990	10 _1%
Jan 03	ronen2	15 _17%
Jan 02	moonsmilk	0 _0%
beyond the conventions of ranking
Jan 02	bolinek	10 _4%
Jan 02	Difontaine	9 _0%
It's called suspension of disbelief, not suspension of narrative, or common sense. It's probably fine as a collection of songs, it really doesn't work as a story. The questions that kept ringing in my head were "What is this, why should I care and generally just why?" Francesca Hayward sings and dances prettily enough and Jennifer Hudson belts out Memories well, so points for that. Everything else, to the pit with ye!
Jan 02	Mr. Mxyzptlk	100 _0%
Jan 02	twincinema	70 _54%
This film contains the most sensual licking of fluids.
Jan 01	thewire	3 _3%
Jan 01	jostarg	3 _7%
Jan 01	The_Watch	5 _1%
Dec 31, 2019	Byder	14 _1%
Dec 31, 2019	Sartsch	15 _0%
This actually transcends the good/bad-scale and quite possibly also the space-time continuum.
Dec 31, 2019	Pickle_Man	100 _94%
The best musical since Sound of Music.
Dec 30, 2019	DarrenCB	20 _2%
Dec 30, 2019	weirdyoda	40 _3%
Dec 30, 2019	cagedwisdom	0 _4%
Excuse me but what on jellicle earth even is this? Everything you think might be wrong with it definitely is, and even if you look past all those things everything else is still wrong. Nonsensical garbage all the way down. May have actually taken years off my life.
Dec 29, 2019	JLFM	15 _2%
A hyper-sexual post-apocalyptic furry-musical hellscape co-starring James Corden.
Dec 29, 2019	lineuphere	29 _3%
Dec 29, 2019	wespresso	15 _3%
Dec 29, 2019	LuxeTenebras	50 _14%
Dec 29, 2019	Stewball	70 _54%
The biggest positive is Francesca Hayward, her ballet skills and superb grace served her well--though you wouldn't know it from the way she's been completely ignored in the central role of the film. The worst was Jennifer Hudson, who appeared to be trying too hard, and for God's sake needed some Kleenex. Overall, it doesn't deserve the feeding frenzy it's getting.
Dec 29, 2019	CosmicMonkey	53 _10%
Cats is the cringiest, most painful movie experience I've had all year, yet I can't recommend it enough. It's a nightmarish fever dream of a film, the likes of which will likely never been seen again.
Dec 29, 2019	adwilson	10 _3%
Dec 28, 2019	avgcrtckr	20 _2%
Dec 28, 2019	filmaffinity	36 _2%
Dec 28, 2019	angrypierre	5 _2%
Not the fun kind of awful. I have so many questions, and have no doubt that the answers would not do anything to lift my enjoyment of this astonishing assault on the senses which makes no sense, internally or externally, and has convinced me that people who like Lloyd Webber musicals are indeed the worst of all people. The idea that anyone saw any part of the making of this and thought it was in any way acceptable actually baffles me.
Dec 28, 2019	myminorplace	20 _2%
Dec 28, 2019	Nathan	30 _4%
Dec 28, 2019	Adesanay	40 _0%
what
Dec 28, 2019	notfyrabanks	21 _4%
Dec 27, 2019	asdfg	80 _59%
Dec 27, 2019	TrixRabbi	33 _4%
Here for the human cockroach chorus line.
Dec 27, 2019	CesarCastag (CinePlayers.com)	70 _50%
Dec 27, 2019	ashleylm	22 _3%
Dec 27, 2019	SageSledge	70 _45%
Dec 27, 2019	Zipnut5	64 _11%
Dec 27, 2019	kk3thess	40 _12%
Dec 26, 2019	Muzyka_Duszy	82 _63%
Dec 26, 2019	lang95	35 _9%
Dec 26, 2019	piratejerk	8 _59%
Dec 25, 2019	Ofterdingen	37 _16%
When all the cutting remarks are no longer news, there is an actual movie that is neither successful nor catastrophic. People that love the music (and musical) will probably like the movie, despite the dubious CGI and overall weirdness.
Dec 25, 2019	lrlebouvier	15 _1%
Dec 24, 2019	BillyShears	65 _42%
"I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees."
Dec 24, 2019	X-Ray Pecs	1 _2%
Dec 24, 2019	Alex Watkins	2 _15%
One of the most bizarrely ill-conceived blockbusters I've ever seen: not enough of a disaster to tip over into camp delirium, but enough of one to make you question damn near every decision every person in this film made along the way. If I had to choose any single element which most disturbed me (and there are many candidates), it's anything and everything to do with the Judi Dench cat, who is, along with the rest of the cast, ENTIRELY TOO HORNY.
Dec 24, 2019	sonever0805	10 _0%
Dec 24, 2019	inmate	66 _20%
Dec 24, 2019	jthusky	1 _0%
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF SORRY, I'M GOING TO JELLICLE KILL MYSELF
Dec 24, 2019	warrensm	8 _9%
Dec 24, 2019	Florin92	47 _12%
Dec 24, 2019	chrispy294	1 _1%
Dec 23, 2019	joachimt	50 _13%
Dec 23, 2019	Nroo	20 _5%
Rename it the Dunning-Hooper Effect
Dec 23, 2019	TraverseTown	50 _30%

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