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Matthew Parkinson

CineMarter - 3685 Film Rankings

Member Since: Sep 18, 2010

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20 T1 Dear Dictator (2018) - Mar 19, 2018
40 T4 Allure (2018) - Mar 19, 2018
60 T7 The Limehouse Golem (2016) - Mar 16, 2018
25 T2 Furlough (2018) - Mar 16, 2018
"Furlough is a light, uninteresting, and unenjoyable road trip movie about a corrections officer and her prisoner. It doesn’t have the insight to engage us intellectually, the jokes to make us laugh, or the depth to make us feel anything. It simply exists, and we watch it, and we probably want to do something else but it’s only 80ish minutes long so we grin and bear it. It wastes talented actors whom we wish were in a better movie. [Read Full Review]"
30 T2 The Outsider (2018) - Mar 16, 2018
30 T2 Josie (2017) - Mar 16, 2018
"Josie is a slow-paced movie that feels much longer than it is and has a dumb twist at the end that hopes to surprise us and make us care but instead has the opposite effect. It tries to lull us into a false sense of security before pulling the blanket off to reveal its true intentions, but by that point most people will have given up caring—and those who haven’t will see it coming from a mile away. [Read Full Review]"
30 T2 Benji (2018) - Mar 16, 2018
"Benji is on Netflix, and it’ll be something that parents will put on for kids who like dogs. The parents might occasionally turn to the screen and see a dog doing cool things and smile. And that’s its job. That it fails as a movie is largely inconsequential, I guess. It’s got a ridiculous plot, thin characters, awful dialogue, and the thematic depth of a wading pool. But it also has a cute dog doing really impressive tricks. And that’s really all it needs. [Read Full Review]"
40 T4 Rent (2005) - Mar 15, 2018
10 T1 Son of the Mask (2005) - Mar 15, 2018
70 T8 Match Point (2005) - Mar 15, 2018