danastevens

danastevens
Film Freak - 528 Film Ratings
Member Since: 30 Nov 2012
Location: USA
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0% Just Go with It (2011) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"A comedy so noxious it seems the product of deliberate malignity. Surely the sour, vapid, miserable world of this movie can't reflect any real human being's notion of what love or humor or good storytelling is-not even a Hollywood screenwriter's."
0% The Nutcracker in 3D (2010) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"This non-balletic adaptation by the Russian director Andrei Konchalovsky is something gnarled and stunted and wrong, something that should never have been allowed to see the light of day. How's that for a holiday-ad pullquote?"
0% I'm Still Here (2010) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"The worst thing about I'm Still Here is the fact that it exists."
0% The Love Guru (2008) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 minutes I've ever spent outside a hospital waiting room."
0% Shoot 'Em Up (2007) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"Owen, Giamatti, and Bellucci--all fine actors at the peak of hireability--must have been coming off a collective coke bender when they agreed to be in this murky, straight-to-video-looking piece of crud."
10 1% Chernobyl Diaries (2012) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"You might actively root for their collective demise, if you could rouse yourself to care one way or the other. Go gallivanting in Chernobyl and you get what you pay for, nimrods."
10 1% Sex and the City 2 (2010) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"And it's true that this movie's absolute tone-deafness, its complete disconnection from our current economic and geopolitical reality, by moments achieves a perverse Warholian profundity."
10 1% Clash of the Titans (2010) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"Clash seems to be deliberately steering clear of camp, when in fact it should have steered straight into camp and stepped on the gas."
10 1% Antichrist (2009) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"The last 20 minutes are horrifically violent, relentlessly claustrophobic, and irredeemably pointless. Von Trier has us on the hot seat, and he's going to walk us through his most primitive sexual nightmares--not because they'll bring us to a greater understanding of madness or love or grief, but just because he bloody well feels like it."
20 2% The Change-Up (2011) - Rated 30 Nov 2012
"To call The Change-Up misogynistic would be to shortchange the equal-opportunity disgust this anal-regressive film demonstrates toward men, babies, old people, and corporeal existence in general."