dutch van der linde

Bio: I have a plan: we'll rob the Lemoyne National Bank, and we'll disappear up the river. Hosea, Lenny, Mac, Davey, everyone who is gone will not be lost in vain, as we shall start a new life with their sacrifices; have some goddamn faith!

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Godzilla Minus Zero (2026) - Rated 12 Nov 2026

Not as good as Minus 1, but definitely better than the Legendary movies. The story got a bit inconsistent and confusing near the end. My rating would have been a lot lower if Noriko and Shikishima had abandoned their kid at the end; luckily, they didn't. Godzilla and Ghidorah looked great, and their fights were cool. Still, my favorite thing about this movie was the themes of war and desecration involving Godzilla's impact and past attacks and Hiroshima. A small step down, but still a good movie

89 _78%

Key and Peele (2012) - Rated 09 Nov 2026

78 _41%

Resident Evil (2026) - Rated 09 Nov 2026

I feel the first half was a solid display of desperation by Zach Cregger, but it had a few minor annoyances, such as the courier's idiocy at times. It still had great suspense and jump scares that I genuinely didn't expect to happen. This was followed up by a dumb 2nd half where I couldn't understand the characters' decisions; case in point: Maxine leaving the car and shooting infected when they needed to get the cure to the tower- why? I think it's Zach Cregger's weakest of his 3 horror movies.

97 _96%

Zodiac (2007) - Rated 01 Nov 2026

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Rampage (2018) - Rated 22 Oct 2026

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Attack on Titan the Movie: The Last Attack (2024) - Rated 22 Oct 2026

78 _41%

Ferdinand (2017) - Rated 21 Oct 2026

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Turbo (2013) - Rated 19 Oct 2026

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Monster Hunter (2020) - Rated 19 Oct 2026

This movie is so bad I can't convey my anger. This is such a disservice to the games and is just an obvious cash-grab. The monster designs look good, I GUESS, but Diablo's and the other monsters' reputations are being tarnished by this dumpster fire of a movie; the plot is a stereotypical meathead army that thinks they can do anything with guns and numbers. My hatred for this shitty excuse for an adaptation is taller than most mountains. Fuck this movie; I hate it so much as a MH fan, fuck this.

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Mr. Robot (2015) - Rated 13 Oct 2026