Bio: Former film major. Current filmmaker and critic.
My tiers are all screwed up. I've been trying to make them fit, but I've finally just given up.
||The Book Thief (2013) - Jan 05, 2018
"I dunno. It was alright I guess. It went along at a pretty steady clip, and I enjoyed it for the most part, but the diabolus ex machina at the climax, narrated by death himself, felt pointlessly cruel. I don't suppose I would have felt that way if the narrator hadn't sounded so smug as he described those characters dying, but the narration, which had already taken me out of the movie several times before, finally killed it for me. I wish I could've liked it more, but oh well. No film is perfect."
||Stan Helsing (2009) - Jul 11, 2017
"I dunno, man, there was some funny stuff in there, I guess. I can't remember any of it, but, you know."
||Religulous (2008) - Jul 08, 2017
"I really liked this when I was a teenaged edgelord, but looking back, there is plenty of cringe to go around in this documentary, most of it on Maher's part."