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hiromiyamoto

Film Freak - 709 Rankings

Member Since: Sep 19, 2016

Location: USA

Bio: Former film major. Current filmmaker and critic.

My tiers are all screwed up. I've been trying to make them fit, but I've finally just given up.

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87 T6 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) - May 06, 2017
"Guardians 2 is one of the more successful sequels, out there, different enough from the first film to have a distinct voice, whilst still recapturing the magic of the first film. Unfortunately, despite having good comedy and the most nuanced villain in any of the MCU films, there were serious issues with the tone of the film. I felt as though the movie was trying to drag me in so many emotional directions that by the end of the movie I couldn't feel anything anymore. And that's a major problem."
92 T8 Gremlins (1984) - Apr 26, 2017
"How did I go so long without having ever seen this movie? A true classic in (nearly) every sense of the word."
40 T2 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - Apr 17, 2017
"Boring and trite"
52 T2 Good Burger (1997) - Apr 12, 2017
"As awful as Good Burger is, I can't say it wasn't fun. It's one of the few movies based on a recurring sketch to work, plotwise. But it shares the same flaw with those movies: overreliance on catchphrases, and Good Burger only had one of them. Still, Kenan and Kel have great chemistry in the "straight man, funny man" dynamic, Sinbad is excellent, even if his plotline is as dull and predictable as the rest of the movie, and I did manage to be somewhat surprised at the end, so it's not all bad."
89 T7 Polyester (1981) - Apr 06, 2017
70 T3 Hulk (2003) - Apr 06, 2017
"This was not a good movie, but I also don't want to say it was a bad one. There's a lot of stuff in there that would (and rightly should) piss off diehard Marvel fans, but for me, it doesn't elicit more than a "meh.""
56 T2 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) - Apr 06, 2017
"That was the sound of a toolchest falling down the stairs."
53 T2 Superman Returns (2006) - Apr 06, 2017
"You thought this would be a fun superhero movie for all ages? WRONG!"
100 T10 Citizen Kane (1941) - Apr 06, 2017
90 T7 Total Recall (1990) - Apr 06, 2017