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|7 14%||X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019) - Nov 28, 2019
"The X-Men franchise regresses into soppy melodramatic YA territory, and turns Charles Xavier into a villain. I'm so tired of this contemporary cinematic impulse to destroy what came before. You can make things fresh and different without turning a property into something it's not. This movie humiliated everyone involved. Simon Kinberg should be kicked out of Hollywood."
|14 82%||10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) - Nov 27, 2019|
|16 95%||Chernobyl (2019) - Nov 26, 2019|
|9 26%||Aladdin (2019) - Nov 24, 2019
"There's so little weight, import or scope to anything that's happening on screen that it feels like you're watching a stage musical. I hate stage musicals. Will Smith is unbearable. The actors can't or don't act. The lighting is inexcusable. The CGI is sloppy. I could go on but, like the people behind this remake, I just won't bother."
|6 10%||The Lion King (2019) - Nov 24, 2019
"The Lion King lives in a place you wouldn't want to visit, the off-putting, stomach-churning Uncanny Valley. The (attempted) photorealism doesn't mix well with the fantastical storytelling."
|12 54%||Swamp Thing (2019) - Nov 23, 2019|
|8 20%||Bedazzled (2000) - Nov 23, 2019
"Apart from Liz Hurley's fabulous tits, you won't find much of merit here."
|13 69%||Doom Patrol (2019) - Nov 23, 2019
"Better than the typical aggressively meh DC show but it doesn't have the budget or skill necessary to make optimum use of its premise. Doom Patrol is a bit too cartoony and LOLsorandom. Still, if you must watch a DC show, this is the one to pick. Its sci-fi horror bent reminds me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, except this operates on a less purposeful, less intelligent level."
|12 54%||Score (1973) - Nov 20, 2019|
|13 69%||I Am Mother (2019) - Nov 20, 2019
"Paperclip Maximiser: The Movie. Although it's well-crafted, it's lacking in something to say, which makes the whole thing feel empty. Would I watch this again? Nah. But if you're looking for something that fills a Portal-cum-Moon-shaped hole, there are worse fillers."