MArkjp
Bio: "Reviews, motherfuckers! Everything else is just clutter"
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| 60 41% | Metsurin tarina (2022) - Jan 03, 2023
"Not gonna lie, I did doze off there for a couple scenes, but what I got was this: Book of Job but set in Finland. As if Book of Job wasn't bleak enough to begin with."
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| 20 4% | Moonfall (2022) - Mar 13, 2022
"I'll start worrying about China as an economic superpower, only when they manage to fund a Roland Emmerich film properly."
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| 85 80% | Promising Young Woman (2020) - May 10, 2021
"I could watch Carey Mulligan ruin the lives of those jocks from "Borat" all day long. Also: Go see "Katalin Varga""
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| 70 53% | Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) - Nov 04, 2019
"Who the hell green lit this? Absolutely bonkers film."
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| 95 97% | Apollo 11 (2019) - Jul 04, 2019
"Absolutely breathtaking."
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| 85 80% | Roma (2018) - Jan 06, 2019
"Beautiful Mexican neo-Italian-neo-realism."
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| 50 29% | Creed 2 (2018) - Jan 06, 2019
"Fails at being Rocky II. Fails at being Rocky IV. Fails at establishing a proper antagonist. If you cut out 80 minutes of Adonis being a whiny little bitch and flip the colorgrades for the final training montages, you'd probably have a pretty good film about the Dragos and their struggle. Which would be infinitely more interesting than a drama so lame they had to chuck a deaf baby in to save the day."
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| 75 61% | Border (2018) - Nov 13, 2018
""It's a small story," a colleague told me. And in a way, it actually is an intimate and slow moving movie. But try re-telling the plot to someone and you'll sound absolutely bonkers. It has all the trademarks of an Ajvide Lindquist story, but doesn't reach the lofty heights of "Let The Right One In""
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| 80 70% | The Predator (2018) - Sep 14, 2018
"The cinematic equivalent of 10-year old kid playing with his Predator- and G.I. Joe-figurines. In that aspect it's kind of spiritually related to 'The Lego Movie'...but with the predator. 'The Predator Movie' if you will. Also: All of you responsible for my PSI of 55 need to take a long hard look in the mirror one of these days."
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| 20 4% | Skyscraper (2018) - Jul 24, 2018
"So...this has "If you can't fix it with duct tape, you're not using enough duct tape" as a catchphrase. which I guess would have been OK if it was Arnold. Go on...read it again in Arnold's voice. Better right?"
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