martryn
Cinema Addict
Member Since: 25 Mar 2007
Location: Sweden
Bio: I rank films and I'm vulgar.
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Krampus (2015) - Rated 01 Sep 2025
"It is a decidedly PG-13 Christmas Horror Comedy. The creatures are scarier when they're not on screen, and the film loses steam in the 3rd act, but the opening hour has a lot of great dialogue delivered by a fantastic cast (particularly Koechner and Ferrell). Can we all agree that the writers have no idea how to write a parent? It might have an audience during the holiday season if you've got a few young teenagers tired of the usual Christmas movie fare."
Granite State (2013) - Rated 28 Aug 2025
"The penultimate episode. If you made it this far through the series, you probably will rank this episode pretty high, though it really feels like a breather episode between the more action packed episodes 14 and 16."
Archer (2009) - Rated 28 Aug 2025
"An animated, modern James Bond scaled up to 11. In literally every aspect. Then allowed to marinade in irreverent humor. Stands as one of the best adult animated TV shows there is."
Bone Tomahawk (2015) - Rated 28 Aug 2025
"A Western posse rescue flick with a twist. Cannibalistic troglodytes! Characters were extremely well-written, and while the film is graphically violent, I feel it could have gone much further. Zahler showed some real restraint giving us just enough to make us queasy and uneasy without using gore as a gimmick."
The Commuter (2018) - Rated 23 Aug 2025
"Liam Neeson stumbles his way through a pretty ho-hum action/thriller, leading a cast of actors who are too famous and recognizable to be in a film that is neither."
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) - Rated 23 Aug 2025
"On par with the original. A stylish sci-fi noir that understood the assignment and does justice as a sequel."
The Strangers (2008) - Rated 23 Aug 2025
"The two protagonists are unlikeable and irrational, leaving a carton of ice cream to melt on a table the entire film. The antagonists are regular people who also can supernaturally vanish into thin air if you turn around too quickly. They are motivated by the fact that they apparently know they're in a movie, and are purposefully building up suspense for an audience. The antagonizing buildup of suspense is the entire movie, which otherwise has no plot, and is spoiled in the opening voiceover."
Isle of Dogs (2018) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"Wes Anderson stop-motion film with more charm than Fantastic Mr Fox, led by an all-star voice acting cast. I liked the cute mixture of Japanese and English, the oddly dystopian setting, and Anderson's quirky humor. Another great Anderson entry."
Halloween Ends (2022) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"I liked the continuity in this film after trying to watch some of the other terrible Halloween films, but the plot induced stupidity and comical motivations of some of the characters certainly doesn't make this very good, and it is miles away from the original. No real reason to ever watch this, as it only taints the first film."
The Holy Mountain (1973) - Rated 22 Aug 2025
"Is it fucking pretentious as hell? Yes. Are there tits sprinkled throughout? Yes. The introduction of the seven (?) assholes and their comically surreal villainy was definitely the highlight of the movie. It rates high because it is certainly entertaining, even with repeat viewings. There is just so much going on. Wouldn't waste time reading too much into the bullshit messaging."
