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Suteupac

suteupac
Cinema Addict
# Film Ratings: 1115
Member Since: 23 Feb 2009
Bio: I like movies. Good, bad, cheap, schlock...it's all ok with me.

Recent Ratings

10 2%
Frogs (1972) - Rated 10 May 2011
All they really had to do was walk at a slow pace, and they wouldn't have been in any real danger. Even the guy in the wheelchair could've outpaced these things. Frogs really isn't even that funny. I was hoping to be entertained somehow. Not impressed.
30 16%
Double Trouble (1992) - Rated 15 Apr 2011
Two twins. Ones a good cop, and the other's lives on the wrong side of the law. Together they must team up to stop a diamond stealing ring. Ciche is an understatement. It's strange because the jokes seem like those found in children's movies. Ex = accidentally blowing something up, and then innocently whistling and looking around as though nothing happened. Though, with the amount of violence and people getting shot I'll assume that Double Trouble is intended for adults.
30 16%
Ninja Terminator (1985) - Rated 02 Apr 2011
If you're a fan of 80s Chinese(?) ninja movies, then this is ok. It's far from great, and the story is weird, but the action is good. If you can't handle cheap, mindless trash, then don't bother.
20 7%
Robo Vampire (1988) - Rated 02 Apr 2011
Not bad for a Godfrey Ho movie. That isn't to say that it's good, but you really can't expect too much since it's a Robocop knock off that threw in some hopping vampires, after all.
0 0%
The Room (2003) - Rated 22 Jul 2010
Holy shit! I laughed so hard that I was in pain. This is probably the only zero that I have given where I would recommend you see it. I've seen interviews with Tommy, and I can't decide if he's serious, or playing a character that he created. The Room has one of the funniest suicides that I've ever seen, and a few of the most boring love scenes that I've seen. You gotta see it to understand.
10 2%
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! (2001) - Rated 04 May 2010
Stupid as shit!
5 1%
Zombie Strippers (2008) - Rated 04 May 2010
I rarely give movies a rating of 15 or less, let alone 5. But I honestly couldn't finish this. This is on par with Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker (for anybody who knows that gem). If you want to see porn stars, just watch porn.
15 4%
Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) - Rated 04 May 2010
Stupid. With this one word I can describe this entire movie. Andy Sidaris knew that he would never be another Ingmar Bergman. So what's the next logical step? Become another Ed Wood with plenty of female nudity in his films, of course! If you don't enjoy half thought out plots and nude breasts, then you may want to avoid seeing this.
60 68%
Inglourious Basterds (2009) - Rated 04 May 2010
This was a typical Tarantino romp. I didn't have high expectations for this, and it did exceed my expectations. Some performances, Christoph Waltz in particular, were great, but overall, it was just entertaining enough for me to say it wasn't bad. In Tarantino's defense, it is difficult to surpass a film like Pulp Fiction.
30 16%
House II: The Second Story (1987) - Rated 04 May 2010
Ok, it's bad. But, Cliff from Cheers picks up where Norm from Cheers left off in the first House, providing yet another Oscar worthy performance as the lovable electrician-aventurer- handyman. Godspeed cast of Cheers.