Cinema Addict - 2111 Film Ratings
Member Since: Jan 20, 2007
Bio: My reviews are a collection of the movies I have seen since 2005. The scores I give mean everything and nothing. Mostly nothing. Unfortunately, I don't have the ability to discern the difference between a '75' and '80', so I just pick numbers at random.
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|60 38%||Bombshell (2019) - Jan 22, 2020
"Sometimes I will watch a film and I have no real thoughts on it. I am sure smarter, and more attentive, people than me have picked through this closely. Maybe go read their reviews? It took me a few moments to remember Theron was in this, because her prosthetics made me forget. The dude who played Geraldo took me out of the film for a few moments."
|70 54%||Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) - Jan 19, 2020
"How little they knew naming the film "The Final Chapter" only 4 films deep into this franchise. Crispin Glover brings a weird energy to this, as if he was plucked from a completely different film. There feels like more gore and nudity. I am not sure why Corey Feldman dressing up as Jason works, but it does give us the best closing shot of the franchise."
|70 54%||Se7en (1995) - Jan 19, 2020
"I like Sesevenen. Mind you, I think the film's strengths, and its legacy, are contained in the apartment chase scene and the final moments. It is criminal how hot Brad Pitt is, despite wearing the worst mid-90s fashions. Every single horror film from the mid-90s featured a scene in an industrial club."
|80 77%||The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) - Jan 19, 2020
"An oddly contemporary film about PTSD and the difficulty of transitioning from the war. I wish men still talked like this. In every film from, like, 75 years ago, they have this weird voice. How do I explain this better? Just pretend I am uploading an audio recording of me doing the voice. Do you get it now?"
|0 0%||The Master of Disguise (2002) - Jan 19, 2020
"Dana Carvey takes some huge home run swings and completely whiffs on all of them. "
|80 77%||The Lighthouse (2019) - Jan 14, 2020
"Lynchian like nightmare of two men farting."
|40 21%||Ma (2019) - Jan 12, 2020
"There's one scene that will have you saying MAMA MIA!"
|60 38%||Friday the 13th Part III (1982) - Jan 12, 2020
"Whoa! That pole looks like it's coming right at me. Better see it again 4 more times."
|50 28%||Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019) - Jan 11, 2020
"Well, I guess we got a super wet Kylo Ren."
|55 32%||Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) - Jan 06, 2020
"In 1985, the only way you could communicate with other people was through personal ads."