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Cinema Addict - 2194 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jan 20, 2007

Bio: My reviews are a collection of the movies I have seen since 2005. The scores I give mean everything and nothing. Mostly nothing. Unfortunately, I don't have the ability to discern the difference between a '75' and '80', so I just pick numbers at random.
more Recent Ratings
70 54% The Man with Two Brains (1983) - Jul 02, 2020
"This gets by with so much charm. Martin has the best line delivery with "I couldn't fuck a gorilla". "
90 92% Spirited Away (2001) - Jun 29, 2020
"I identified closely with the stink spirit. I was kind of worried this was going to be about a child dying and visiting the other realm."
70 54% A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019) - Jun 29, 2020
"There are scenes that feel like Michel Gondry meets Mr. Rogers. This is the most perfect role for Tom Hanks, and one his whole career has been leading up to. Can you imagine Michael Douglas in this role? There are scenes that Mr. Rogers comes across as creepy, and possibly messing with Lloyd, but Hanks really brings the charm."
60 37% Crawl (2019) - Jun 27, 2020
"If this was still in theatres, I would write, "run, don't CRAWL, to see this". A missed golden opportunity. All I could think of is the hell the actors went through to film this. "
90 92% Michelle Wolf: Joke Show (2019) - Jun 24, 2020
"Finally, a comedy special that lives up to its title."
80 76% Mike Birbiglia: The New One (2019) - Jun 21, 2020
"Birbiglia is the only comic who can pull of a headset."
65 44% Cruising (1980) - Jun 21, 2020
"A trashy 80's slasher that is slightly dressed up. This film proves ACAB."
85 86% Footloose (1984) - Jun 20, 2020
"Every film should end with the entire cast dancing. "
25 10% Don't Tell Her It's Me (1990) - Jun 20, 2020
"A suicidal cartoonist suffering from Hodgkin's, who resembles Uncle Fester, meets a woman and has to pretend he's Kiwi Michael Bolton to impress her. The jokes just write themselves, folks."
70 54% Be Water (2020) - Jun 17, 2020
"I am starting to lose hope that I will ever achieve Bruce Lee's physique."