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Cinema Addict - 1997 Film Ratings

Member Since: Jan 19, 2007

Bio: My reviews are a collection of the movies I have seen since 2005. The scores I give mean everything and nothing. Mostly nothing. Unfortunately, I don't have the ability to discern the difference between a '75' and '80', so I just pick numbers at random.
more Recent Ratings
70 54% Not Another Teen Movie (2001) - Apr 19, 2019
"Unfairly maligned. Not a great film by any stretch, but it's better than other types of this film. I will probably fight someone over this film someday."
70 54% Dick (1999) - Apr 19, 2019
"A good double bill with "All the President's Men"."
60 38% All the President's Men (1976) - Apr 19, 2019
"I want a film that's just 2 hours of people picking up phones. Yes, yes, that'll win me all those Oscars."
50 28% Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) - Apr 06, 2019
"Ralph becomes radicalized after reading 4Chan, starts posting Pepe memes, and writing misogynistic/racist tweets."
90 93% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) - Apr 06, 2019
"I am simultaneously a fan of Spider-Man and bored of Spider-Man. This film reminded me that he can be fun! "
70 54% Searching (2018) - Apr 06, 2019
"I am on board with John Cho yelling at teenagers and breaking their jaws."
75 67% Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) - Apr 04, 2019
"All Seven Dwarfs should be renamed “Horny”."
40 21% Shakespeare in Love (1998) - Apr 02, 2019
"Shakespeare in Love? More like Twin Cinema in Boredom."
70 54% The Dirt (2019) - Mar 27, 2019
"Absolute trash, but fun trash. The film starts with a woman squirting high into the air. What else do you expect?"
75 67% West Side Story (1961) - Mar 24, 2019
""By the way, they wanted to say "fuck you," but in the '50s on Broadway, Sondheim, he couldn't write "fuck you.""