Arachnoquake

Spiders don't generally scare me, unless they are made from bad CGI, look like metal and make an eagle sound, or high pitched pig squeel and breathe fire. And Furlong looks too creepy................. Oh god

I didn't think this could be worse than the title suggests. I was wrong.

Furlong, oh Furlong. Nevermind.

Even in a film crawling with ugly albino spiders that breathe fire, the biggest creep is a haggard as hell looking Edward Furlong. Nightmares guaranteed.

You know a movie is in trouble when a podgy washed-up Edward Furlong is the *best* thing going for it.