Ferocious Planet

When I saw that first puppet tippy-toe away, I knew I was in for a good time. It is incredibly terrible and accidentally hilarious the whole time. I think they threatened to fire the writers if they dared to write even a single good line of dialogue. So many scenes look like they forgot to say "cut" and just kept rolling. The CGI is abysmal, and everyone is dumb. Main military dude keeps acting like he's just heard the stupidest thing on earth, even when no one is talking. I had a good laugh.

Exactly what you'd expect from a made-for-TV SyFy piece. The imagination behind this movie is perhaps best evidenced by the fact that the initials scenes take place in the "Federal Science Insitute" and the budget by the fact that the "Federal Science Institute" looks like someone's suburban basement. The acting isn't as bad as you'd expect, but the characters have nothing to do. You have something better to do than to watch this.

Top badass moment? In a film filled with idiots, illogical behaviour and questionable dialogue, Dr Karen Fast gets to deliver the best line, "Don't, poke, the alien." This is good advice at any time and good advice is often badass. The baddie monsters look like the sort of thing The Predator would keep as a pet. Sadly the soundtrack is terrible and appears to have been written for a totally different movie; it would have been so much better without one. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

eng; [Ferocious Planet]; eine fehlfunktion einer maschine wirft eine gruppe wissenschaftler in eine andere dimension mit dinosaurier-aliens.;

Despite coming from the Sci-Fi Channel, this film (?) is utterly devoid of any science. The line, 'Thank you for joining me for what could be the most significant scientific experiment...ever,' should have tipped me off.

Yup. It's pathetically terrible.