High School Musical

Music that wants to be a musical. Works surprisingly well as a horror film.

It's the "Grease" of my generation. Fuck my life.

What in the hell?! Why is this so wildly popular? Most afterschool specials would find its content humbling, and it sounds like it was scored by Aaron Carter. It's not even fun to laugh at, which gives it zero redemptive qualities (except maybe that Hudgens is a looker, but that's it). Awful awful awful.

Here's a game:Try breaking randomly into a stupid pop song in a real high school and see how long it takes for someone to beat you up.

GOD HELP US ALL! THE THIRD MOVIE IS COMING OUT THIS FALL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Not really for a woman of my age

I dated a girl who was otherwise cool, but loved this movie. I'll never understand it.

A dark look into what entertainment would be like if the world was run by god-fearing conservatives who also mastered genetic engineering and breed 'actors' in underground labs to very bland, non-threatening specifications. It's insanely depressing to think that a generation will grow up thinking THIS is what entertainment should be. It's so goddamn safe and wholesome it makes my soul bleed and more pathetic than my dating history.

this monster gave birth to glee and that's pretty much unforgivable

Fuck the fuck off. Corporate cunts.