Lavalantula

Y'know I like to think the military didn't succeed in brainwashing me, but 15 years out, I still whenever I see some dumbass Syfy movie where soldiers are running around without their kevlars, just scream & scream internally "WHERE'S YOUR LID SOLDIER?!". Dude it's just a dumb movie that thinks spiders are insects that live in colonies & have queens; also they live in volcanoes & breathe fire, fucking relax.

Fuck it, I'll watch these damn things until I die!

Not that bad but I fall asleep at the half, who cares! Gotta stop seeing those ones, from now.

POLICE ACADEMY 8!!! Except with lava and tarantulas and shit! I've been waiting over 20 years for this! Mahoney, Jones, Hooks and Callahan all reunited! Where was Hightower?! Oh wait, he's dead. So is Tackleberry. At least they could have gotten Proctor or Captain Harris. They're still alive. Would have loved to have that sneaky Harris order those nasty tarantulas around with his "Move it! Move it! Moooove it!". But yeah, Lavalantula (2015) was ridiculous enough as it was.