Megafault

Boy, if you like 'people sitting inside a flying transport' scenes, Megafault is going to rock your world. It's dumb and stupid, but in a half-heartedly amusing way. Brittany Murphy's face looks like it's slowly imploding. Fascinating. Also, needs more Paul Logan. Then again, EVERY movie needs more Paul Logan.

Mega. Fuckin. Fault. If you're playing a drinking game, don't include explosions and the word earthquake, you'll die that way. Paul Logan is my hero, I fucking love him. Oh, and this movie has an exploding portable toilet. Just saying

Hilarious. La Salle really mails it in and Murphy appears to be drunk a great deal of the film.

I gave a 5 because I know some of the extras.

"What are you going to do? Declare war on the Earth?"

Thanks to bad writing the Megafault is portrayed as a sentient entity. They refer to it as if it were a person when they consider trapping it, or when it is chasing them. This gives us the best line of the film "There's an earthquake on our tail!" In conclusion: Unrealistic drama created just to ensure the film meets all the Standard Film Plot criteria even though it doesn't make for a coherent story with bad acting and logical mistakes. Just like any Asylum film. Good stuff.