The Initiation of Sarah

Top badass moment? Some people take cosplay way too seriously. If you like clichéd power chords over shots of students on a campus, you're in for a real treat. A place where everyone is beautiful, even the dorky ones. Like a long-lost, failed pilot for Buffy, it’s decent enough eye-candy but very average and family-friendly. The start is truly awlful; I’ve seen sleeping kittens put up more of a fight than that women does. One plus point: Summer Glau. :-) No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

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This one is significantly worse than the original, & not just because of the ABC Family ultra-cheesy shine over it. The cast is super talented, from veterans like Fairchild & Tilly to younger stars like Thompson, Glau, Garcia & Boorem, but the writing does none of them any favors. A clunky script with too much going on & tons of plot holes, combined with a garbage romantic subplot & everything bad about 2000's teen media. It's not even entertainingly dumb, it's actually kinda insultingly dumb.

This movie has more problems than I can count. I don't recommend it, but it's, somehow, entertaining in a dorky sort of way