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Ewan McGregor stars as a cleaning man in L.A. who takes his boss's daughter hostage after being fired and replaced by a robot. Two "angels" who are in charge of human relationships on earth, offer some unsolicited help to bring this unlikely couple together. The "angels" are so successful that the daughter soon turns on her father in order to save her captor. (imdb)

Oberst Steiner, a German parachute unit commander, is sent to England on a covert mission to kidnap Prime Minister Winston Churchill and bring him to Berlin. (imdb)

In Seoul, Korea, two sisters must look after one another when their mother leaves them to search for their estranged father. (imdb)

A reporter (Thiessen) investigates a series of murders called the Spring Break Massacre which leads to further mayhem. (imdb)

First standup show of famous Turkish comedian Cem Yılmaz.

Chris Rock's 2008 comedy tour visits London, New York and Johannesburg. (imdb)

A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship. (imdb)

February 12 is just another day in Sam's charmed life until it turns out to be her last. Stuck reliving her last day over one inexplicable week, Sam untangles the mystery around her death and discovers everything she's in danger of losing. (imdb)

After a humiliating and horrific experience on a commercial flight, Nashawn Wade (Hart) sues and is awarded a $100 million settlement. Determined to make good with his newfound wealth he decides to create the airline of his dreams. With the help of his cousin Muggsy (Method Man), Nashawn creates NWA Airlines, the first full-service carrier designed to cater to the urban traveler. (MGM)

A former summer camp caretaker, horribly burned from a prank gone wrong, lurks around an upstate New York summer camp bent on killing the teenagers responsible for his disfigurement. (imdb)