Sweet Sixteen

Someone, let's call them Bags O'Money, screened this in multiple theaters across the country. Myself and three other likeminded guys (idiots) found ourselves inexplicably witnessing this on the big screen. It opens with a topless scene by a character (not actress, thank God) announced to be 15 yrs old. Suddenly being one of four guys in the theater had a worse feel to it. The guy who screams "Andy, you Goonie!" plays a pivotal non a-hole part. They go pretty easy on assaulting police at

Sometimes I watch movies because I know some of the actors or directors etc, has some sort of connection to Friday The 13th franchise In this case it was Dana Kimmell I'm surprised it's not more well known Not The worst teen slasher I've seen It has an actual plot Takes a while for the story to pickup but the endings pretty good The minuses are the kills are pretty tame and the slow motion scenes just came off as lame and really stupid looking

Impressively sleazy & at times a little uncomfortable to watch, it's a dull slasher that tries to be both an interesting whodunnit & a movie with a message, failing at both. Awkwardly shoehorning a "racism is bad" theme in your face & introducing more characters than it ever knows what to do with, it suffers from a very disjointed plot & lacks any real protagonist to root for. The acting isn't too hot, the writing is mostly laughable, & the final reveal is underwhelming. Overall, not too good.

This sucked.

Title and poster totally made me think this was going to be about a mad slasher going postal at a preppy birthday party killing teenagers in between sex and skinny dipping scenes. And while those elements are present here and there, I never would have guessed the movie was actually set in No Country for Old Men-ass west Texas, the main character is a middle aged male sheriff and half the movie is about white / Native American relations. Totally bizarre - but I can't say I was bored either.