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S.W.A.T.
A former S.W.A.T. team member, along with his partner, is thrown off the team in the aftermath of a controversial decision they made during a robbery/hostage standoff.
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MacGruber
Based on the "Saturday Night Live" sketch, this action-packed comedy stars Will Forte as incompetent former special ops agent MacGruber. When he's called back into action to deactivate archenemy Dieter Von Cunth (Val Kilmer), MacGruber is on the case. Now, he must thwart Von Cunth's plans to destroy Washington, D.C., with a nuclear warhead.
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The Chef
A veteran chef faces off against his restaurant group's new CEO, who wants to the establishment to lose a star from its rating in order to bring in a younger chef who specializes in molecular gastronomy.
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Baseketball
Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop & Remer (Parker & Stone), invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Coop & Remer's team, the Milwaukee Beers is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of the Dallas Felons (Vaughn) wants to institute. (imdb)
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Haredevil Hare
Haredevil Hare (1948) - Short Film
Bugs is tricked into being the first rabbit shot into space. When he lands on the moon he finds Commander X-2 (later known as Marvin Martian) set to blow up planet Earth. (imdb)
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The Fearless Freaks
This documentary offers an intimate look at one of today's most acclaimed alternative rock groups, The Flaming Lips. (Shout! Factory)
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In the Realm of the Senses
Based on a true story set in pre-war Japan, a man and one of his servants begin a torrid affair.
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A Countess from Hong Kong
US politician Ogen Mears finds in his suite on the liner heading from Hong Kong to Hawaii a Russian countess, who is fed up with working as a taxi-dancer in Hong Kong. Mears falls in love, but there is his wife waiting for him in Hawaii, and a divorce would ruin his chances of being elected. (imdb)
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Bad Timing
The setting is Vienna. A young American woman is brought to a hospital after overdosing on pills, apparently in a suicide attempt... (imdb)
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Sahte Kabadayi
Much loved Turkish comedy from the 70s
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