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Matthew Parkinson

CineMarter - 3480 Rankings

Member Since: Sep 18, 2010

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20 T1 The Snowman (2017) - Oct 22, 2017
"It is just too boring to have any fun with. Taken a different way, it could have been a funny parody of these self-serious crime movies. Or, you know, it could have been good and been a film to rival TGWTDT. As it stands, The Snowman is a gravely dull movie that never once engages the audience. When you’re halfway through and the theater exit door looks more attractive than sticking with it to the end just for the satisfaction of learning who did it, you know you’ve got a dud on your hands. [Read Full Review]"
70 T8 Una (2016) - Oct 20, 2017
10 T1 Geostorm (2017) - Oct 20, 2017
"Geostorm is an abysmal excuse of a disaster movie. It has a terrible plot, bad acting, horrendous special effects, a fair amount of stupidity, and a lack of basic craft. It’s a poor knockoff of a Roland Emmerich movie—and Emmerich’s movies are already in a low cinematic tier. This is garbage, pure and simple, and you should not support cinema this lacking in quality. [Read Full Review]"
10 T1 Amityville: The Awakening (2017) - Oct 18, 2017
20 T1 Wish Upon (2017) - Oct 15, 2017
20 T1 Flatliners (2017) - Oct 15, 2017
30 T2 Happy Death Day (2017) - Oct 14, 2017
"Happy Death Day is an annoying movie, one that has a decent premise that is wasted in the execution. We hate our protagonist, which means that we don’t care about the turmoil she’s about to go through—in fact, we kind of hope she does. Most of the other characters are also awful. There aren’t any scares, there’s no creativity to the deaths, it’s not funny, it’s not insightful, it isn’t dramatic—it’s a whole lot of nothing. [Read Full Review]"
80 T9 The Meyerowitz Stories (2017) - Oct 14, 2017