Cinema Addict - 1590 Film Ratings
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Location: Windsor, Ontario, Canada
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|20 11%||Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) - Feb 10, 2020
"Wall-to-wall action. None of which is entertaining or memorable. More voice-over info dumps than in any movie in history. Didn't crack a smile once. And at the end they all go out for shawarmas. I mean tacos. It's official, Warner and DC have NO ideas. In our 431 seat IMAX theatre, including us 2, there were 5 people there. Opening weekend. Box. Office. Bomb."
|20 11%||What We Do in the Shadows (2014) - Feb 08, 2020
"As with musicals, I generally hate mockumentaries, as I can't overcome the artificiality to properly suspend my disbelief. I didn't like "Flight of the Conchords" either, so maybe New Zealand humour just isn't for me. I also hated "Jojo Rabbit", so maybe Taika Waititi humour isn't for me. I hope the after credits hypnosis does the trick on me."
|20 11%||Flight of the Conchords: Live in London (2018) - Feb 08, 2020
"I didn't really like the show, and this I couldn't make it through to the end."
|40 37%||Flight of the Conchords (2007) - Feb 08, 2020|
|20 11%||Stumptown (2019) - Feb 05, 2020
"I watched, I think, 4 or 5 episodes and it never grabbed me for a second. It's a mediocre show based on a mediocre comic book. For example, our hero private investigator beat the shit out of another man's car, parked in front of his house, in broad daylight, right in front of him, and in the next scene she is shocked that she's arrested for it. WTF?"
|20 11%||A Black Lady Sketch Show (2019) - Feb 05, 2020
"I'm not the demo, but it seems the director's notes are "Just be as loud and obnoxious as possible.""
|60 67%||Happy Valley (2014) - Jan 29, 2020
"Pretty good cop thriller series. Lots of Brit slang and heavy northern England accents, so we had to watch it with subtitles."
|40 37%||Bad Boys For Life (2020) - Jan 26, 2020
"A few funny bits, but mostly boring, repetitive gunplay. Watching Martin Lawrence try to act in serious dramatic scenes was painful. Also, the villain seemed like something dreamed up in a focus group committee "Let's make the villain a latina drug boss' wife...and a witch!" I'm surprised they didn't make her a zombie while they were at it. "Zombies are hot right now, can we make her a latina zombie witch?""
|20 11%||Catherine the Great (2019) - Jan 26, 2020
"a.k.a. "Catherine the Pretty Fucking Terrible". 2 hours in and honestly I don't know what the hell is going on other than Catherine is getting boned. And Helen Mirren is literally old enough to be the real Catherine the Great's great-grandmother. So, yeah, that was a great idea."
|20 11%||His Dark Materials (2019) - Jan 24, 2020
"Gave up in the 5th episode of the first season. Dreadfully slow. If Peter Jackson can wrap up the entire "Lord of the Rings trilogy" in 9½ hours, there's no reason why book 1 of this trilogy needed 8 hours."