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Celluloid Junkie - 2862 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2011

Location: Sweden

Bio: Very rough scale:
1-10 Unbelievably bad; possibly wonderful.
11-20: Avoid at all cost.
21-40: Just... nah, don't bother.
41-50: Flawed but watchable.
51-60: Decent. Not ashamed to have seen.
61-70: Good stuff.
71-80: Hello, this is fun.
81-90: I loved this.
91-100: Objectively perfect.

more Recent Ratings

74 68% Lady Macbeth (2017) - Dec 04, 2022
"Midsommar 2: The remushrooming. Pugh really sells this part; a woman who starts off with our sympathies and then spends the last half of the movie daring us to not abandon them. When there's no way out, where do you dig? Lay on, Macduff."
58 36% Troll (2022) - Dec 04, 2022
"Best Scandinavian kaiju film since Reptilicus."
81 86% Moonage Daydream (2022) - Nov 28, 2022
"Spontaneous reaction is that this is either one of the most astute documentaries on the process of creating that just happens to be about Bowie, and that it easily manages to disprove the old idea that Bowie was always inconsistent; or, that it's so desperate to sell us the concept of Bowie's conceptual continuity that it creates a perfect illusion of it, which is just as impressive."
84 91% Hit the Road (2021) - Nov 27, 2022
"That damn radio antenna. That got me; the hope against the impossible. Hit The Road spends a long time gradually letting the audience in on its premise, painting a family dynamic that eventually becomes so clear without having to do any big reveals, just leaves you feeling what they feel. Brilliant."
60 40% Werewolf by Night (2022) - Nov 27, 2022
"Fun style. Too short. But at least that means we get minimal MCU bullshit. Wish they'd had the guts to shoot this with practical effects so it actually looked more like the movies it's paying tribute to."
70 59% The Woman King (2022) - Nov 27, 2022
"It's essentially Braveheart with Black people, both in historical accuracy, moral complexity, character development, and sheer fist-pumping root-for-FREEDOM-ness. Only you don't feel bad for liking it and kinda wishing it could be true."
59 37% Bros (2022) - Nov 19, 2022
"Funny and on-point at times, but formulaic and waaaay too long. But enough about my cynical rants about romcoms..."
72 64% All Quiet on the Western Front (2022) - Nov 19, 2022
"It's not that Germans don't *get* irony; it's that they have good reasons not to *like* it."
42 17% Terrifier (2016) - Nov 06, 2022
"Ugly, mean-spirited and about as clever as the title suggests. But you can't really deny the gore."
84 91% Drive My Car (2021) - Nov 06, 2022
"Funnily enough, not the first time the sight of a SAAB has made me weep."