EastonD
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Member Since: 25 Oct 2008
Location: Reseda, CA, USA
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Blast from the Past (1999) - Rated 19 Aug 2025
"Spacek, Walken and especially Brendan Frasier give it socks and all bubble with a goofy anachronistic charm. once the fish out of water fun ends and romancing the (silver)stone begins is when I started to tune out because Clueless is just a douchebag. Oh she’s not longer shallow because she fell in love with slightly silly dripping with sex late 90s Brendan Frasier! Didn’t buy what they were selling with that pairing no sir I did not."
Flight Risk (2025) - Rated 13 Aug 2025
"The worst thing Mel Gibson has ever done."
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) - Rated 25 Jul 2025
"the Lethal Weapon 2 ref netted 25 of the rating pts. you’re already up to your guts in schlock, why not just submerge the rest in nonsense? After the whole axe-wielding Kong traveling from the center of the Earth to Hong Kong via a path created by a Godzilla laser bit how about our heroes share a cigarette after dispatching Mechagodzilla "I may not like you King Kong but goddammit do I respect you!" There’s not even a winner! Neither the Kongheads or the Zillaphiles get to go home happy."
The Lone Ranger (2013) - Rated 20 Jul 2025
"you know despite the dusty antique ip, the unbearable runtime that could have easily trimmed forty minutes, the casual racialism, and the lead actor’s penchant for eating people this isn’t half bad. A lot more bearable than some of those never ending , dull as a papal bull, stinkier than a shithouse rat pirate misadventures"
Batman (1966) - Rated 12 Jul 2025
"It’s amazing how far superhero films have fallen since 1966. I was on hog watch for most of the film after reading that Robin’s enormous bird was so distracting for TV audiences that he had to take dick softener, what a legacy mr ward. Adam West, undoubtedly well endowed as well, understood the assignment and delivered every line with such panache. The bat ladder, shark repellent, bomb disposal stuff is as amusing as it was when I first saw this as a lil kneehigh. Still the definitive man of bat"
Nixon (1995) - Rated 12 Jul 2025
"Twenty percent of the film budget went toward Nixon’s upper lip sweat, fortunately they had plenty of liquid to pay for it. Hopkins’ performance is on the border of camp but he often excretes Dick’s essence. I watched this with my pops, he left the room multiple times when he felt they were deriding Nixon’s good name and record. Felt like a ball lathering to me, Nixon is the American dream personified. Ended the war, wasn’t a overprivileged poonhound like those damned Kennedy brothers."
Frequency (2000) - Rated 26 May 2025
"Jesus Christ and Ronald Reagan use a ham radio powered by the aurora borealis to change the past until they get their perfect present (at least for them, who knows what else they changed. Maybe the original timeline had no 9/11. Thanks a lot fellas). Don’t concern yourself with logic of any kind and just enjoy the ride."
Tango & Cash (1989) - Rated 30 Apr 2025
"even if I had a gun pointed at my head (aka what it felt like watching tango and cash) I don’t think I could answer with any kind of confidence which one was tango and which one was cash. tango is under stallone on the poster…tango does sound Italian too. I know stallone is italian but was he Italian in tango and cash? I don’t remember. all I do remember is they took a naked shower together, rain ziplining and a confused jack parlance saying tango and cash. tango and cash. is my brain ok :("
Saving Mr. Banks (2013) - Rated 24 Apr 2025
"this deffo has a touch of the walt goebbels spin and it’s a shameless saccharine heart string tugger but I was still a blubbering mess all the same. my poor T levels. emma thompson was stone cold steve austin in 1998 good and hanks as disney didn’t entirely walk on water so that’s a plus."
Captain Ron (1992) - Rated 22 Apr 2025
"Who made this man a captain?"
