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The Lone Ranger
2013
Action, Adventure
2h 30m
Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice. (imdb)
The Lone Ranger
2013
Action, Adventure
2h 30m
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Rated 03 Jul 2013
45
15th
Go see the Lone Ranger if you want to witness 300 million dollars being set on fire.
Rated 03 Jul 2013
Rated 18 Jul 2013
20
3rd
One of the most tonally unbalanced films I have ever seen. It's impossible to figure out who the intended audience is for this western that constantly shifts between cartoony, family friendly comedic action and dark western-themed violence. The story is all over the map, with cannibalism and genocide being major themes, and Johnny Depp's performance is one of the worst I've seen from a major Hollywood star. The only reason I'm giving it a 20 is for a few fun set pieces and strong set design.
Rated 18 Jul 2013
Rated 18 Jul 2013
25
17th
There's a sizeable chunk of time (or two) when Depp is not seen on screen in which this film feels like a living, breathing thing. Cool western stuff, grandiose horse chases, engaging action set pieces, and Hammer is serviceable. But the framing device is contrived, the plot and tone is all over the place and Depp is too far gone. There's a good film hidden here, if the narrative would just shift into focus, but as it is it's hard to care. I liked Ruth Wilson and Fichtner is superb, as always.
Rated 18 Jul 2013
Rated 14 Jul 2013
40
28th
Another Johnny Depp in a funny costume movie.
Rated 14 Jul 2013
Rated 01 Jul 2013
50
37th
Seldom has a movie tried to be funny, and failed so miserably. Great production value and a train scene that would make Buster Keaton himself very jealous...
Rated 01 Jul 2013
Rated 01 Nov 2013
83
72nd
Turns out this was actually very good. While it might be a tad long it's a lot of fun to watch with a nice mix of comedic moments and serious commentary. The cinematography is excellent and the main performances nearly so. Depp's Tonto has some superficial similarities to his Jack Sparrow in tone and energy, but both characters have quite a bit of depth and are drastically different in how they fit into their respective movies. Not quite a great film, but a very worthwhile watch.
Rated 01 Nov 2013
Rated 14 Oct 2013
80
74th
Seriously...people thought this was a BAD movie?
It's got great set pieces, and is surprisingly dark for a DISNEY movie - blood, racism, cannibalism, sexual innuendo -
The Lone Ranger has it ALL
Rated 14 Oct 2013
Rated 23 Aug 2013
82
77th
The first half hour was so good - so very very good - that I was sitting there wondering "how can the whole world be so wrong about this movie?!" Every image gleamed with wit and joyful cheesiness, Depp's Tonto possessed astonishing dignity, and the writers threw a new dilemma at our heroes every 10 seconds. Then the writers switched to a TV melodrama about the Lone Ranger's brother's wife and I dozed for over an hour while Depp clowned it up and the director gave us pastiche. Until the ending!
Rated 23 Aug 2013
Rated 23 Aug 2013
67
54th
There's bad stuff in here, particularly the totally intrusive & unnecessary framing device that only serves to show how hideously inappropriate Depp's casting is. But what it gets right it gets oh so right. That it takes a lot (musically, thematically and plot-wise) from one of my all-time favourites, Once Upon A Time In The West, certainly helps. But the train action is exceptional, and I couldn't wipe the smile from my face. Like John Carter, this is a fun flick despite the critical thrashing.
Rated 23 Aug 2013
Rated 11 Aug 2013
42
21st
There's 30-40 minutes of a good movie in here, mostly down to Tom Wilkinson & William Fichtner being awesome and some fun train-based action set-pieces. The rest of the 150 minute running time is comprised of awful humor, a contrived framing device, people aiming guns at other people but never actually shooting them, Johnny Depp's insufferable surprised face and killer CGI bunnies. With two instances of horse related toilet humor, and in 2013 no less, this deserved to fucking bomb.
Rated 11 Aug 2013
Rated 30 Jul 2013
30
5th
A terrible effort by Disney to reinvent this once iconic trilogy. whether is Depp having paired up with unfunny Armie Hammer or the fact that they used too much of pirates over dose formula,everything about this spaghetti western rejuvenation is just wrong.
If only they could take less about the pretentious comedic similarity with the "pirates".
This witless over-budget western sketch could be much more fun or else exciting. truth be told,it is one of the most sleaziest summer blockbuster.
Rated 30 Jul 2013
Rated 26 Jul 2013
50
46th
The Lone Ranger is almost a good film. Like, it's really close. Depp is genuinely funny. The action is genuinely fun. It's just so freaking long and repeatedly unbelievable to the point of incomprehension. My theory is they actually died when they flew off the train in the opening scene and the whole thing is a pre-death hallucination. It's the only moderately rational explanation.
Rated 26 Jul 2013
Rated 16 Jul 2013
76
20th
It is certainly entertaining and the leads are both pretty good. I have no idea what the original show felt like so I won't compare. Anyways, I thought this was perfectly fine, albeit just as ridiculous as Verbinski's Pirates trilogy as well. Story-wisenits pretty hohum. Overall it's some solid entertainment and nothing more.
Rated 16 Jul 2013
Rated 15 Jul 2013
4
8th
A terrible framing device and an incredibly annoying, and not to mention racist, Johnny Depp mar what is honestly a somewhat entertaining action western.
Rated 15 Jul 2013
Rated 12 Jul 2013
23
2nd
This is what happens when you try to craft an all-in-one kind of flick. So, there is plenty of violence -- actually, too much violence --, FX explosions, a buddy film structure, slapstick sequences, some romance to give the hero humanity and the naive storytelling strategy -- old Tonto chatting with a kid in a museum -- to convince crowds they are seeing something really big, amusing, well-made, but still funny and vibrant. The thing is: Lone Ranger doesn't get anything near of what it aims.
Rated 12 Jul 2013
Rated 07 Jul 2013
64
19th
A weird mishmash of ideas going on here. The biggest shame is that there's some really good stuff, especially the beginning of the film when the rangers go hunting for Butch, and the final train sequence. But it's so uneven, it doesn't know if it wants to be serious or a comedy. I actually wanted more development for Reid, but instead Johnny Depp has to come along with his bullshit wackiness to defuse any sort of suspense. Also what the fuck was with those rabbits?
Rated 07 Jul 2013
Rated 07 Jul 2013
39
7th
That THE LONE RANGER is a misfire is merely icing on the cake; could a $215+ million revival of so long dormant a property ever have been a good idea? But despite some redeeming elements--a lavish production, some good action and solid dry humor--the film is too long, too predictable, and too misguided (trying to touch on American atrocities while being a popcorn film). Armie Hammer's Ranger is too much a whiny jerk, and Johnny Depp's Tonto is fairly ridiculous. Pointless framing device, too.
Rated 07 Jul 2013
Rated 06 Jul 2013
50
27th
Oddly racist...
Rated 06 Jul 2013
Rated 04 Jul 2013
45
49th
Depp is the best part of this movie. Depp is also a racist caricature. I'm so conflicted. Decent popcorn film that could have been more, but not a good movie.
Rated 04 Jul 2013
Rated 19 Oct 2015
80
83rd
This movie has a certain unique charm. Johnny Depp is in rare form with a kooky Indian character that steals the show. Arnie Hammer was a charmed naive clown. This does little to rekindle nostalgia for the original & instead pokes fun at it at every opportunity. This could easily have been titled Tonto. The story has plenty of crazy twists, turns, miraculous saves, and a few laugh out loud funny moments. Also, extra points for being so very odd.
Rated 19 Oct 2015
Rated 04 Sep 2014
59
18th
Why? Why another movie with a quirky character played by Depp and a random sidekick that nobody actually cares about? Why put so much money into a movie that was basically already out there? It's not an unentertaining movie per se, but since I had already seen Pirates of the Carribean (all parts, shame on me), I just felt like I'd wasted precious time.
Rated 04 Sep 2014
Rated 17 Aug 2014
20
12th
My review of World War Z called it blockbuster film-making at its absolute worst, but the Lone Ranger already has it beat. This gets a slightly higher score out of respect for the costume designers and the fact that most of the shots were in focus, but as a whole it's a more miserable film-going experience of late than anything other than Man of Steel. The ending is almost watchable, but you have to sit through The Lone Ranger to get to it.
Rated 17 Aug 2014
Rated 06 Apr 2014
2
7th
The Lone Ranger is severely worse than I ever could have anticipated. It's without doubt one of the most ridiculous films I've ever had the displeasure of watching. I wanted it to be a family friendly romp, but tonally it's all over the place and I've no idea who the intended audience is. Hammer is infuriatingly unfunny and although he has his moments Depp can't salvage anything. It's overlong by a good 60 mins and it overdoses on the generic POTC formula. Horribly sleazy by Disney's standards.
Rated 06 Apr 2014
Rated 25 Feb 2014
40
13th
It's pretty bad. Depp's Tonto is just a bunch of silly facial expressions. The title character is dull as hell, too. None of the characters are engaging at all. The plot isn't interesting either, as well as being needlessly convoluted. Oh, and the whole thing is too damn long. The humour falls flat, the visual effects aren't very good, and it proves that Hollywood just likes to rely on formulas for movies, not actual good ideas. A waste of time, overall.
Rated 25 Feb 2014
Rated 02 Dec 2013
30
21st
Horrendously long and boring, with a frustratingly messy structure and plot. Depp is cast for his name only (which was a waste of time considering this films deserved box office failure) and he feels hopelessly out of place. It ends on a fairly strong final act, but it's nowhere near good enough to justify the two hour wait for its arrival. There's really just nothing to recommend here.
Rated 02 Dec 2013
Rated 30 Nov 2013
72
53rd
I don't get the negative flack this movie is receiving. Yes it has its PoC moments but the movie is enjoyable, has a smart plot and a touching way of telling the story. I liked it very much. I assume that such a harsh critic on the western society, especially US is responsible for the negativity.
Rated 30 Nov 2013
Rated 12 Aug 2013
73
33rd
It's too long and sometimes too boring. But that final half-hour is a gift that keeps on giving, one of the most thrilling spectacles of summer 2013 cinema, and it makes up for a hell of a lot of the movie's earlier foibles.
Rated 12 Aug 2013
Rated 12 Aug 2013
60
31st
I don't think there's anything really wrong with this movie. I mean, they obviously wanted to channel Pirates of the Caribbean in quite a few ways, and some of the action was pretty ridiculous, but having just seen Man of Steel, this one came off as a pretty tame, pretty family-friendly action-adventure movie. It also had a few touches of Once Upon a Time in the West in there, but of course wasn't nearly as good.
Rated 12 Aug 2013
Rated 04 Aug 2013
45
6th
I'm really losing my appetite for blockbusters i guess, this movie was filled with so much stupidity that I just couldn't enjoy it. This might also be one of Depp's most plain performances.
There's a reason why Keaton is a legend and movies that try to imitate it just look lame and unfunny..
Rated 04 Aug 2013
Rated 02 Aug 2013
72
50th
It's not as bad as you want it to be.
Rated 02 Aug 2013
Rated 27 Jul 2013
55
49th
Pretty good, a few belly laughs in there.
Rated 27 Jul 2013
Rated 15 Jul 2013
75
40th
It's not as bad as everyone is telling you it is, but it's not that good either.
Rated 15 Jul 2013
Rated 14 Jul 2013
4
44th
The bones of this movie's story (SPOILERS - an evil industrialist frames Native Americans for raids so he has an excuse to wipe them out and build a railroad) could be part of a much better Lone Ranger film. But this one's execution is mostly dull. It feels interminably long, and little of the humor works. Neither the heroes or villains pop off the screen, and the action is generic, except bits of the climactic train sequence. Like 2013's Great Gatsby, it has an intrusive, awful framing device.
Rated 14 Jul 2013
Rated 13 Jul 2013
92
68th
Heel, toe, double barrel shotgun......Heel, toe, double barrel shotgun.
Rated 13 Jul 2013
Rated 11 Jul 2013
73
37th
This movie was decent enough. The biggest atrocity in the film was its length. A whopping two hours and twenty-nine minutes. I also didn't like how the Lone Ranger was a big wuss who was afraid to use guns... what's that all about? The added narration between the little boy and Tonto could have been cut too. The film was just bursting with superfluous scenes. The last action sequence redeemed a lot as it music and explosiveness met in perfect harmony. Hi, ho Silver, AWAY!
Rated 11 Jul 2013
Rated 08 Jul 2013
45
11th
Has there ever been a movie this Hollywood-ized? An established franchise gets an overlong, loud, and violent modern update - complete with Johnny Depp crapping out an eccentric character. It's an absolute mess.... but I admit there is some fun to be had in the final 45 minutes or so. If the rest of the movie was cut into about 45 minutes and this thing ran 90 minutes then it could have kept my (and others') interest.
Rated 08 Jul 2013
Rated 08 Jul 2013
80
77th
Far better than its box office numbers. The Lone Ranger is just a bit too long, but it is still very exciting.
Rated 08 Jul 2013
Rated 06 Jul 2013
60
44th
Lots of really bad frigging ideas here--a sissyfied Ranger, that horrendous Old Tonto framing device, Helena Bonham Carter, the fact that we're supposed to keep chuckling at slapstick after an entire Comanche tribe has been slaughtered. But I loved the twenty-minute ladder/horse/train climax, which is the best action sequence of the year so far. And no one's been talking about how insanely smoking hot Ruth Wilson is. I'd say it's worth seeing once.
Rated 06 Jul 2013
Rated 04 Jul 2013
41
6th
Silver was the only good thing about this movie, but unfortunately the movie wasn't entirely about the horse. Oh yeah, and the train scenes at the beginning and end of the movie were well done. Too bad that there was another two fucking hours to sit through aside from that.
Rated 04 Jul 2013
Rated 16 May 2023
29
16th
More proof--as if we needed it--that no amount of money or "star power" can make up for a lousy script.
Rated 16 May 2023
Rated 23 Aug 2022
54
22nd
Meh
Rated 23 Aug 2022
Rated 25 Sep 2021
61
28th
Depp excels in depicting quirky characters; he had a field day with Tonto. The structuring of the story was nice also; I have no emotional attachments to the Lone ranger, so it did not grab me through that. but overall, it was highly watchable, stunts were pretty impressive and they sneaked in few interesting tidbits into the otherwise the clean, Disney feel.
Rated 25 Sep 2021
Rated 30 Nov 2018
64
60th
This flick really got slammed hard to the ground when it first came out, well you know what it isn't that bad really, and it's scores are rising on most sites. There are some really good action scenes with clever stunt work. There is good chemistry between the two leads, and I will admit it is quite ridiculous at times, but it's an entertaining flick nonetheless.
Rated 30 Nov 2018
Rated 02 Oct 2018
26
22nd
Barring not making this at all, which apparently is impossible since nostalgia is the only thing that sells, why even bother? Decently well-executed action scenes are not nearly enough to save this ship which seems to completely misunderstand the original series at best and seems to revel in terrible racist stereotypes at worst.
Rated 02 Oct 2018
Rated 29 Jul 2018
30
10th
Unfunny and rather awful, particularly Depp and his character. And much, much too long.
Rated 29 Jul 2018
Rated 09 Jan 2018
57
45th
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Rated 09 Jan 2018
Rated 09 Jan 2018
61
27th
The Lone Ranger is loaded with fun action and amusing interactions between the two leads. Admittedly its overlong and slow in places. The pacing is draggy and the bookend story is pointless. However if one simply judges the film on the exciting finale aboard the train, this is a masterpiece.
Rated 09 Jan 2018
Rated 07 Aug 2017
60
44th
Too long in the middle and it needed about 100% less Depp. The sequences focusing on Reid, however, shine thanks to Hammer's adequately understated but intense performance.
Rated 07 Aug 2017
Rated 04 May 2017
60
55th
Has some fantastic action sequences, but vastly too long given its simplistic plot and there are some very obvious cuts that could have been made (both terrible child actors and the framing device). Depp is only occasionally decent and his crazy-act detracts from his chemistry with Hammer.
Rated 04 May 2017
Rated 29 Jan 2017
2
31st
The Verbinski/Depp collaboration should have ended a long time ago... *Okay
Rated 29 Jan 2017
Rated 08 Jan 2017
50
17th
I dunno, I just found it kind of stupid. I was most disappointed by the action. If I want over-the-top unrealism I'll watch some other genre. This lacks the charm of good western action.
Rated 08 Jan 2017
Rated 23 Dec 2016
81
78th
depp as yet another strange-ly aloof action character only this time, he's not a pirate, he's an indian, but still remarkably reminiscent of jack sparrow. this is not a bad thing because jack sparrow has made a couple billion dollars for disney, so why not exploit the same successful formula in a different era? even if depp is now the sidekick. this one was a very entertaining adventure flick, one that i had predicted would be tainted by the tawdry and quaint source material.
Rated 23 Dec 2016
Rated 14 Nov 2015
50
1st
Boooooooring.
Rated 14 Nov 2015
Rated 06 Sep 2015
91
44th
The Lone Ranger rides again in this Walt Disney big-screen revival by producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinksi, starring Johnny Depp as the Native American sidekick, Tonto, and Armie Hammer as the famous masked gunman. Ruth Wilson and Tom Wilkinson co-star, along with Dwight Yoakam, who plays the villain, Butch Cavendish. Helena Bonham Carter and Barry Pepper round out the cast.
Rated 06 Sep 2015
Rated 23 Aug 2015
45
10th
Not really sure if I was expecting it to be good but didn't really tickle my pickle
Rated 23 Aug 2015
Rated 19 May 2015
80
66th
Great, if you consider that it's a Disney movie. Funny, hilarious at some points, nice scenes, nice acting, better than I expected!
Rated 19 May 2015
Rated 05 Apr 2015
70
14th
The acting is meh on Armie's part and the movie is pretty disjointed. And the little kid throughout is annoying.
Rated 05 Apr 2015
Rated 29 Mar 2015
34
3rd
The Lone Ranger and Tonto as a comedic duo totally fell flat. The Lone Ranger as a bungling lawyer who miraculously becomes a master gunman, roper and horse rider. Overly long story too boot. ps49
Rated 29 Mar 2015
Rated 05 Jan 2015
3
43rd
A little long... But you can always count on Johnny Depp.
Rated 05 Jan 2015
Rated 04 Jan 2015
70
81st
Radio fans of the Lone Ranger (like myself, age 73) might appreciate this film much more than those unfamiliar with the 1940's version. This is a delicious parody, from the wooden, reluctant ranger and stereotyped citizenry to the cynical, sass-talking Tonto. The hilarious action scenes provide entertainment with a touch of nostalgia.
Rated 04 Jan 2015
Rated 22 Dec 2014
60
51st
Beautifully shot and both Hammer and Depp have their funny moments, but overall the movie can't decide whether it's an action comedy or a historic drama.
Rated 22 Dec 2014
Rated 19 Dec 2014
50
48th
Those criticizing the tonal mismatch between the family-friendly elements & the grisly, violent elements seem not to understand that's the whole point. The villain is monstrous, literally a cannibal; industry & nation & law are, more than complicit, actively in conspiracy with these dark forces. Given this backdrop, the idealism of John Reid, naive & ineffective, plays as farce. Doesn't mean it's a great movie -- it's padded & puerile -- but it deserves more consideration than it's been given.
Rated 19 Dec 2014
Rated 17 Dec 2014
15
9th
I was positively surprised... this had funny moments and a bit of logic... but overall, a very crazy dumb movie.
Rated 17 Dec 2014
Rated 01 Sep 2014
98
97th
Cartoon into both the story and the media has remained a faithful and long, but a very nice film , probably in the future, in short, still do if there is a way, I recommend you follow.
Rated 01 Sep 2014
Rated 23 Aug 2014
50
33rd
Messy and criminally overlong, but it has its moments and is not the train wreck it was made out to be, although having the William Tell Overture playing for 10 consecutive minutes during the climactic fight, was a bizar choice to say the least...
Rated 23 Aug 2014
Rated 11 Aug 2014
40
15th
I would have rated this higher if it were any other actor in Johnny Depp's role, however I have high expectations of him, and he did not live up to them by any means.
Rated 11 Aug 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2014
70
22nd
Not as bad as everyone says or assumes, but has the audacity to work up to the train heist Lone Ranger theme for two and a half hours. Really spirited but almost nothing is worth such a laborious buildup.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
Rated 28 Jul 2014
64
31st
Not as terrible as a lot of reviewers are making it out to be, but I wouldn't call it good either. Some elements reminded me of Pirates of the Caribbean in a good way, I particularly enjoyed the over-the-top action scenes. But I did think a lot of characters could have been more interesting, the film could have been shorter and done without the whole modern day/old age Tonto scenes. On average I would say this film is watchable, some yawn-inducing moments but some entertaining scenes as well.
Rated 28 Jul 2014
Rated 16 Jul 2014
45
14th
Not as bad as its reputation suggests but still pretty lame nonetheless. It's redeemed somewhat by a few great set pieces, but the constant references to Leone highlight the paucity of its vision.
Unlike Leone, Verbinski has problems converting trash to treasure, let alone creating an immersive mythos.
Rated 16 Jul 2014
Rated 19 Apr 2014
40
38th
Surprisingly violent for what I thought was supposed to be a family film. A lot of the attempts at humour fell flat. The finale train sequence was more bombarding than thrilling or clever. Attempts to create another Pirates of the Caribbean-type franchise, but falls a bit short. Still, better than a kick in the teeth, and much better than the critics let on.
Rated 19 Apr 2014
Rated 08 Apr 2014
39
7th
A very bad movie with some good effects.
Rated 08 Apr 2014
Rated 01 Mar 2014
62
45th
Eglenceli ve abartili aksiyon filmlerine bir ornek daha.
Rated 01 Mar 2014
Rated 19 Feb 2014
45
19th
meh
Rated 19 Feb 2014
Rated 18 Feb 2014
40
9th
For some reason this film really, really annoyed me.
Rated 18 Feb 2014
Rated 31 Jan 2014
90
66th
Wow did this get a bad rep. Descent movie with a overly epic ending that sold it for me.
Rated 31 Jan 2014
Rated 30 Jan 2014
70
56th
It's easy to dislike and pick apart but I just can't. Maybe it's Verbinski's love of the genre in making this or the nods to Ford, Chaplin, and the Great Train Robbery. Depp's casting makes sense given his talent in fleshing out eccentric roles but the decision to mix lighthearted fun & camp with racism and people getting murdered probably needed more thoughtful implementation. It would work as an over the top dark comedy. This has the best action train sequences ever and Fichtner is wonderful.
Rated 30 Jan 2014
Rated 26 Jan 2014
10
6th
They couldn't tell how awful this was well making it.
Rated 26 Jan 2014
Rated 19 Jan 2014
62
40th
The Luke Lucky level is high in this one. They tried to create a Pirates of the Caribbean kind of atmosphere but unfortunately they failed. Only the last 20 minutes (the train chase) had the same wackyness which resulted in some ooohs, aaaahs and some laughs.
Rated 19 Jan 2014
Rated 13 Jan 2014
45
18th
Overly long, racist, and having action scenes where the fun is dampened by moments that are ridiculously unbelievable even by Hollywood standards. I did get a few laughs, but then they have crap like a horse pooping as jokes as well. There is stuff to enjoy there is just so much more that drags it down that I can't recommend it to anybody.
Rated 13 Jan 2014
Rated 12 Jan 2014
59
36th
This movie is all over the place, it has lame plot twists here and there, and although Depp and Hammer work pretty well together on screen, the movie itself is so confused as to what it wants to be; it tries too hard to satisfy everyone. I did not think Depp was as egregriously stale as many else did, though. However, a lot of it is made up for by the absolutely fantastic train chase scene in the end. And William Fitchner, of course, who delivers a powerful performance as the crazy villain.
Rated 12 Jan 2014
Rated 08 Jan 2014
65
30th
The trailer was way better than the actual movie. Johnny Depp really in a downward spiral .. he used to be so great! Crappy script, but some cool action.. not worth the watch, but watchable.
Rated 08 Jan 2014
Rated 06 Jan 2014
60
36th
Another recent movie, like Battleship, that seems to have gotten a negative reputation by people that haven't watched it, but decided it looked dumb. Yes, Tonto is stupid, mostly because he embodies the disdain the screenwriters have for the source material. Yet some really pretty cinematography and great action sequences, especially the train robberies bookending the film, makes this a fun movie.
Rated 06 Jan 2014
Rated 03 Jan 2014
79
37th
I kinda liked this movie.It was very entertaining.
Rated 03 Jan 2014
Rated 02 Jan 2014
76
37th
It succeeds in its comedy, like the fun rapport between Hammer and Depp, but gets boring when it goes for melodrama. Also, the weird frame story with Depp in distracting, unconvincing old-man makeup is unnecessary.
Rated 02 Jan 2014
Rated 01 Jan 2014
67
50th
doesn't take itself seriously. some great action set pieces. fun, if a bit overlong (took a ten minute nap, didn't miss anything, still enjoyed it).
Rated 01 Jan 2014
Rated 31 Dec 2013
65
53rd
Epic, operatic, superbly crafted and fun. The main problem is that the two leads do not quite work.
Rated 31 Dec 2013
Rated 29 Dec 2013
70
54th
Doesn't find it's feet until very near the end where it's brilliant. Think the main problem is that one of the characters, most fittingly the Ranger, should be the straight man. And it's all origin. Subsequent films if they get them should be much better now that's out of the way. 2 hours of William Tell Overture wouldn't hurt either. Well, that might be too much...
Rated 29 Dec 2013
Rated 28 Dec 2013
60
40th
I'm not entirely sure why this was so very despised by critics and filmeyers alike, disposable and overlong for certain but quite fun otherwise.
Rated 28 Dec 2013
Rated 26 Dec 2013
52
4th
Not quite a wasteful cinematic atrocity, but still indulgent and a tonal mess. I'm baffled by how unpleasant a lot of it is; I'm not opposed to darkness in cinema by any means but cannibalistic villains, the slaughter of the Native Americans, and an atmosphere of grim mayhem are not only an odd fit for the source material but an odd fit for a Disney blockbuster and totally incongruous with the lighter and more enjoyable moments that are in here. And Depp's shtick, needless to say, has got to go.
Rated 26 Dec 2013
Rated 22 Dec 2013
50
28th
5- worth experiencing, alright :: The framing device was unnecessary and Depp was ridiculous, but the action scenes were incredibly well-executed. Nobody cares about the Lone Ranger anymore... this film certainly isn't going to change that.
Rated 22 Dec 2013
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