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| 5 1% | Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Jul 04, 2009
"Michael Bay is a terrible human being who hates you."
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| 42 32% | Into the Wild (2007) - Sep 22, 2007
"Fairly disappointing hagiography of a contradiction of a young man, the brave, brash, and unprepared Chris McCandless. Beautiful nature photography obscures the fact that this turned the book's wily, unpredictable protagonist into some profound hippie bastard."
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| 64 60% | Wild Zero (2000) - Sep 22, 2007
"Surprisingly fun and acerbic zombie rock comedy, with lots of great music and a mind-melting set of plot twists. The DVD drinking game bumps this up to 100."
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| 81 75% | Eastern Promises (2007) - Sep 22, 2007
"Unerrving crime saga with a beguiling structure that reveals more upon a second glance."
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| 97 95% | Playtime (1967) - Aug 14, 2007
"Wonderfully elegant, timeless dadaist comedy, with impeccable mis-en-scene, detailing the futile comedy of regular life. Let it wash over you."
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| 49 39% | Black Hawk Down (2001) - Aug 14, 2007
"War is hell... now let's kick some ass!"
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| 31 20% | X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) - Aug 14, 2007
"Inane, misogynist, and just plain stupid, but the prefab elements of the first two films mostly shine here. Solid companion piece to the most preposterous of nineties-era storylines."
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| 86 80% | Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001) - Aug 14, 2007
"Lightfooted adaptation of the show, carefully weaving a dense plotline into the framework for a conventionally pleasing action adventure. Thrillingly cinematic."
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| 98 96% | A History of Violence (2005) - Aug 14, 2007
"Maybe the best of the Cronenberg collection. Bristling at the seams with subtext, this parable of a simple man with a twisted past never goes in the expected direction. Cronenberg toys with the convention of the genre in unexpected ways- this is a master at the height of his craft."
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| 33 22% | The Skeleton Key (2005) - Aug 14, 2007
"Forgettable ghost story given extra resonance due to the disaster of New Orelans, and it still doesn't emerge as anything worth watching. Kate Hudson looks great in panties- if you must know."
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